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[Piratecat]

Interrupting cow.

 

[Dr Midnight]

Interrupting cow.

Inter-MOOOOOOOO!-rupting c-MOOOOOOOO!-ow wh...


God, it's fun being a moderator when it comes to telling jokes.

 

[Aaron L]

LOL

 

[Dr Midnight]

Nicely played, PC. Hadn't anticipated that.

*cough*

Vaudeville voice:

Hey there, Piratecat, what do you say to a man who shows up on your doorstep in a black and red cape with a pale face and fangs, trying to sell you a set of encylopedias?

 

[Piratecat]

Hey there, Piratecat, what do you say to a man who shows up on your doorstep in a black and red cape with a pale face and fangs, trying to sell you a set of encylopedias?

BLAH?
*kills you, drinks your blood?*

 

[Dr Midnight]

Uh... no.

 

[Piratecat]

Oh. Sorry. I was thinking of a different joke.

Then what?

 

[Dr Midnight]

Uh, well, the best thing to do would probably be to stab him in the heart with a stake or anything nearby that's handy and made of wood. Then, you may want to sever his head and douse him in holy water, as befits your local folklore.

*takes off hat and kneels with big grin, wiggling hat at audience*

 

[JacktheRabbit]

Landshark

 

[Furn_Darkside]

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?


Frostbite.