This article is designed to help you quickly describe tavern drinks in your game. Ales, beers, lagers, spirits, rum, grog, mead, cider, bitter, whiskey, port - created by dwarves, gnomes, elves, orcs, and more.
Art by Indi Martin
Below, you'll find 100 different drinks. When in need, simply throw 1d100 and voila! You have a drink to describe to your players!
While this list was designed with D&D in mind, it should be easy to use in any fantasy roleplaying game. Each drink also has an appearance, odour, and an [optional] price.
So, without further ado... roll 1d100!
1. Honest Bill Spirits [8sp; violet, bubbly, smells like cheese]
2. Dwarven Stiffshield Cider [9sp; amber, translucent, smells like basil]
3. Bachelor's Prince Mead [4sp; brown, opaque, smells like peat]
4. Gnomish Fudgrin Bitter [9sp; grey, opaque, smells like bacon]
5. Saucy Beard Lager [10sp; amber, opaque, smells like bacon]
6. Elven Tinurod Mead [2sp; amber, sticky, smells like pine]
7. Little Crow Cognac [10sp; blue, cloudy, smells like walnut]
8. Good King Rum [9sp; violet, sticky, smells like citrus]
9. Speedy Eye Beer [10sp; grey, glowing, smells like spices]
10. Orcish Redghost Cider [4sp; tan, opaque, smells like pine]
11. Dwarven Thunderbreaker Stout [1sp; crimson, opaque, smells like banana]
12. Cold John Whiskey [6sp; grey, glowing, smells like butterscotch]
13. Cheap Hand Grog [9sp; grey, opaque, smells like sage]
14. Dwarven Greyaxe Beer [4sp; blue, syrupy, smells like smoke]
15. Good Hook Whiskey [4sp; yellow, opaque, smells like vanilla]
16. Easy Hook Cognac [10sp; amber, fizzing, smells like herbs]
17. Dwarven Greyheart Spirits [6sp; red, bubbly, smells like chicken]
18. Orcish Pitbasher Whiskey [8sp; violet, bubbly, smells like coconut]
19. Haughty Beard Lager [6sp; green, cloudy, smells like pine]
20. Cheerful Hawk Rum [9sp; white, syrupy, smells like leather]
21. Charming Rock Grog [5sp; orange, bubbly, smells like chicken]
22. Humble Snake Stout [5sp; tan, syrupy, smells like flowers]
23. Fat Beard Gin [6sp; purple, syrupy, smells like basil]
24. Elven Imdir Mead [7sp; yellow, fizzing, smells like grass]
25. Little Bones Port [6sp; purple, syrupy, smells like brimstone]
26. Tricky Marquis Whiskey [9sp; yellow, glowing, smells like smoke]
27. Jealous Snake Stout [4sp; blue, glowing, smells like coconut]
28. Orcish Blackstalker Bitter [8sp; brown, cloudy, smells like the sea]
29. Gnomish Guilderbelly Gin [7sp; grey, syrupy, smells like peat]
30. Lucky Dancer Rum [7sp; indigo, translucent, smells like banana]
31. Elven Earhros Bitter [5sp; black, fizzing, smells like peat]
32. Happy Bill Ale [9sp; brown, cloudy, smells like cedar]
33. East Rat Port [5sp; indigo, bubbly, smells like treacle]
34. Orcish Stinkshade Beer [3sp; violet, fizzing, smells like lemons]
35. Night Blade Rum [7sp; indigo, glowing, smells like grass]
36. Loyal King Bitter [7sp; violet, syrupy, smells like the sea]
37. Bachelor's Dog [10sp; ivory, sticky, smells like cheese]
38. Moody Lord Lager [3sp; black, opaque, smells like lamp oil]
39. Dwarven Bronzemine Cider [8sp; orange, bubbly, smells like cheese]
40. Fat Corsair Rum [3sp; brown, glowing, smells like treacle]
41. Halfling Longhole Port [8sp; turqoise, translucent, smells like egg]
42. North Blade Mead [8sp; grey, translucent, smells like chicken]
43. Crimson Abbot Grog [2sp; brown, translucent, smells like egg]
44. Elven Egalie Cognac [1sp; burgundy, sticky, smells like coffee]
45. Elven Engorm Lager [6sp; blue, translucent, smells like herbs]
46. Merry Dragon Beer [6sp; black, opaque, smells like rotting food]
47. Crimson Jake Lager [3sp; orange, opaque, smells like herbs]
48. Tan Rat Rum [4sp; amber, glowing, smells like basil]
49. Good Emperor Cognac [3sp; lavender, opaque, smells like baking bread]
50. Honest Bill Cider [7sp; green, cloudy, smells like vinegar]
51. Haughty Beard Port [9sp; green, translucent, smells like bonfires]
52. Purple Marquis Mead [9sp; charcoal, opaque, smells like flowers]
53. Dwarven Ironfist Cognac [6sp; amber, cloudy, smells like straw]
54. Sudden Beard Lager [9sp; crimson, glowing, smells like treacle]
55. Rude Beard Brandy [1sp; indigo, glowing, smells like pine]
56. Haughty Crow Bitter [4sp; green, sticky, smells like mint]
57. Night Blade Ale [5sp; green, syrupy, smells like garlic]
58. Black Blade Cognac [7sp; amber, fizzing, smells like treacle]
59. Grey Corsair Beer [5sp; yellow, cloudy, smells like pine]
60. Drunken Bird Rum [8sp; indigo, syrupy, smells like herbs]
61. Orcish Stinkbasher [4sp; charcoal, sticky, smells like grass]
62. Cheerful Hawk Bitter [8sp; grey, fizzing, smells like grass]
63. Cheap John Bitter [2sp; green, bubbly, smells like lemons]
64. West Crow Spirit [5sp; amber, sticky, smells like wet dog]
65. Big Claw Bitter [5sp; brown, syrupy, smells like spices]
66. Black Archbishop Lager [5sp; turqoise, translucent, smells like apples]
67. Greenstage Grog [2sp; amber, bubbly, smells like chicken]
68. Twilight Rest Gin [10sp; charcoal, fizzing, smells like chocolate]
69. Gnomish Gearchuckle Stout [8sp; red, fizzing, smells like wet dog]
70. Halfling Lighfoot Cider [4sp; brown, cloudy, smells like egg]
71. Black Blade Beer [1sp; indigo, bubbly, smells like bacon]
72. Easy Hook Bitter [3sp; purple, sticky, smells like the sea]
73. Good Beard Brandy [4sp; charcoal, syrupy, smells like fish]
74. Elven Galfindel Beer [6sp; indigo, translucent, smells like basil]
75. Elven Gwindir Port [9sp; burgundy, syrupy, smells like coconut]
76. West Bones Brandy [3sp; crimson, fizzing, smells like spices]
77. Dwarven Steelshield Gin [6sp; green, bubbly, smells like vinegar]
78. Dwarven Redquarry Ale [1sp; yellow, glowing, smells like pepper]
79. Elven Erestwë Port [4sp; blue, fizzing, smells like peat]
80. Greedy Crow Lager [10sp; burgundy, syrupy, smells like coffee]
81. Elven Nimroinyë Whiskey [6sp; grey, cloudy, smells like apples]
82. Good Eye Whiskey [1sp; lavender, syrupy, smells like coffee]
83. Elven Celetië Bitter [4sp; charcoal, syrupy, smells like sulfur]
84. Cheerful Crow Cider [4sp; green, fizzing, smells like grass]
85. Uppool Cider [2sp; brown, syrupy, smells like chocolate]
86. Greedy Sword Wine [2sp; ivory, syrupy, smells like coconut]
87. Elven Penrodel Ale [9sp; lavender, opaque, smells like brimstone]
88. Gnomish Fusebiddle Mead [4sp; violet, bubbly, smells like peat]
89. Dwarven Slatehorn Bitter [10sp; grey, bubbly, smells like mint]
90. Indigo Corsair Grog [2sp; yellow, opaque, smells like honey]
91. Colworth Brandy [2sp; turqoise, glowing, smells like peat]
92. East Rock Mead [1sp; white, fizzing, smells like walnut]
93. Loyal Sword Gin [9sp; amber, glowing, smells like the sea]
94. Gnomish Electromottin Beer [3sp; white, opaque, smells like apples]
95. Speedy Dancer Wine [6sp; turqoise, translucent, smells like pepper]
96. Crooked Baron Port [7sp; black, opaque, smells like pears]
97. Eastley Port [4sp; brown, glowing, smells like flowers]
98. Dwarven Copperjaw Whiskey [8sp; orange, translucent, smells like fruit]
99. Elven Maghel Grog [3sp; amber, syrupy, smells like citrus]
100. Lucky Beard Wine [9sp; orange, translucent, smells like straw]
Art by Indi Martin
Below, you'll find 100 different drinks. When in need, simply throw 1d100 and voila! You have a drink to describe to your players!
While this list was designed with D&D in mind, it should be easy to use in any fantasy roleplaying game. Each drink also has an appearance, odour, and an [optional] price.
So, without further ado... roll 1d100!
1. Honest Bill Spirits [8sp; violet, bubbly, smells like cheese]
2. Dwarven Stiffshield Cider [9sp; amber, translucent, smells like basil]
3. Bachelor's Prince Mead [4sp; brown, opaque, smells like peat]
4. Gnomish Fudgrin Bitter [9sp; grey, opaque, smells like bacon]
5. Saucy Beard Lager [10sp; amber, opaque, smells like bacon]
6. Elven Tinurod Mead [2sp; amber, sticky, smells like pine]
7. Little Crow Cognac [10sp; blue, cloudy, smells like walnut]
8. Good King Rum [9sp; violet, sticky, smells like citrus]
9. Speedy Eye Beer [10sp; grey, glowing, smells like spices]
10. Orcish Redghost Cider [4sp; tan, opaque, smells like pine]
11. Dwarven Thunderbreaker Stout [1sp; crimson, opaque, smells like banana]
12. Cold John Whiskey [6sp; grey, glowing, smells like butterscotch]
13. Cheap Hand Grog [9sp; grey, opaque, smells like sage]
14. Dwarven Greyaxe Beer [4sp; blue, syrupy, smells like smoke]
15. Good Hook Whiskey [4sp; yellow, opaque, smells like vanilla]
16. Easy Hook Cognac [10sp; amber, fizzing, smells like herbs]
17. Dwarven Greyheart Spirits [6sp; red, bubbly, smells like chicken]
18. Orcish Pitbasher Whiskey [8sp; violet, bubbly, smells like coconut]
19. Haughty Beard Lager [6sp; green, cloudy, smells like pine]
20. Cheerful Hawk Rum [9sp; white, syrupy, smells like leather]
21. Charming Rock Grog [5sp; orange, bubbly, smells like chicken]
22. Humble Snake Stout [5sp; tan, syrupy, smells like flowers]
23. Fat Beard Gin [6sp; purple, syrupy, smells like basil]
24. Elven Imdir Mead [7sp; yellow, fizzing, smells like grass]
25. Little Bones Port [6sp; purple, syrupy, smells like brimstone]
26. Tricky Marquis Whiskey [9sp; yellow, glowing, smells like smoke]
27. Jealous Snake Stout [4sp; blue, glowing, smells like coconut]
28. Orcish Blackstalker Bitter [8sp; brown, cloudy, smells like the sea]
29. Gnomish Guilderbelly Gin [7sp; grey, syrupy, smells like peat]
30. Lucky Dancer Rum [7sp; indigo, translucent, smells like banana]
31. Elven Earhros Bitter [5sp; black, fizzing, smells like peat]
32. Happy Bill Ale [9sp; brown, cloudy, smells like cedar]
33. East Rat Port [5sp; indigo, bubbly, smells like treacle]
34. Orcish Stinkshade Beer [3sp; violet, fizzing, smells like lemons]
35. Night Blade Rum [7sp; indigo, glowing, smells like grass]
36. Loyal King Bitter [7sp; violet, syrupy, smells like the sea]
37. Bachelor's Dog [10sp; ivory, sticky, smells like cheese]
38. Moody Lord Lager [3sp; black, opaque, smells like lamp oil]
39. Dwarven Bronzemine Cider [8sp; orange, bubbly, smells like cheese]
40. Fat Corsair Rum [3sp; brown, glowing, smells like treacle]
41. Halfling Longhole Port [8sp; turqoise, translucent, smells like egg]
42. North Blade Mead [8sp; grey, translucent, smells like chicken]
43. Crimson Abbot Grog [2sp; brown, translucent, smells like egg]
44. Elven Egalie Cognac [1sp; burgundy, sticky, smells like coffee]
45. Elven Engorm Lager [6sp; blue, translucent, smells like herbs]
46. Merry Dragon Beer [6sp; black, opaque, smells like rotting food]
47. Crimson Jake Lager [3sp; orange, opaque, smells like herbs]
48. Tan Rat Rum [4sp; amber, glowing, smells like basil]
49. Good Emperor Cognac [3sp; lavender, opaque, smells like baking bread]
50. Honest Bill Cider [7sp; green, cloudy, smells like vinegar]
51. Haughty Beard Port [9sp; green, translucent, smells like bonfires]
52. Purple Marquis Mead [9sp; charcoal, opaque, smells like flowers]
53. Dwarven Ironfist Cognac [6sp; amber, cloudy, smells like straw]
54. Sudden Beard Lager [9sp; crimson, glowing, smells like treacle]
55. Rude Beard Brandy [1sp; indigo, glowing, smells like pine]
56. Haughty Crow Bitter [4sp; green, sticky, smells like mint]
57. Night Blade Ale [5sp; green, syrupy, smells like garlic]
58. Black Blade Cognac [7sp; amber, fizzing, smells like treacle]
59. Grey Corsair Beer [5sp; yellow, cloudy, smells like pine]
60. Drunken Bird Rum [8sp; indigo, syrupy, smells like herbs]
61. Orcish Stinkbasher [4sp; charcoal, sticky, smells like grass]
62. Cheerful Hawk Bitter [8sp; grey, fizzing, smells like grass]
63. Cheap John Bitter [2sp; green, bubbly, smells like lemons]
64. West Crow Spirit [5sp; amber, sticky, smells like wet dog]
65. Big Claw Bitter [5sp; brown, syrupy, smells like spices]
66. Black Archbishop Lager [5sp; turqoise, translucent, smells like apples]
67. Greenstage Grog [2sp; amber, bubbly, smells like chicken]
68. Twilight Rest Gin [10sp; charcoal, fizzing, smells like chocolate]
69. Gnomish Gearchuckle Stout [8sp; red, fizzing, smells like wet dog]
70. Halfling Lighfoot Cider [4sp; brown, cloudy, smells like egg]
71. Black Blade Beer [1sp; indigo, bubbly, smells like bacon]
72. Easy Hook Bitter [3sp; purple, sticky, smells like the sea]
73. Good Beard Brandy [4sp; charcoal, syrupy, smells like fish]
74. Elven Galfindel Beer [6sp; indigo, translucent, smells like basil]
75. Elven Gwindir Port [9sp; burgundy, syrupy, smells like coconut]
76. West Bones Brandy [3sp; crimson, fizzing, smells like spices]
77. Dwarven Steelshield Gin [6sp; green, bubbly, smells like vinegar]
78. Dwarven Redquarry Ale [1sp; yellow, glowing, smells like pepper]
79. Elven Erestwë Port [4sp; blue, fizzing, smells like peat]
80. Greedy Crow Lager [10sp; burgundy, syrupy, smells like coffee]
81. Elven Nimroinyë Whiskey [6sp; grey, cloudy, smells like apples]
82. Good Eye Whiskey [1sp; lavender, syrupy, smells like coffee]
83. Elven Celetië Bitter [4sp; charcoal, syrupy, smells like sulfur]
84. Cheerful Crow Cider [4sp; green, fizzing, smells like grass]
85. Uppool Cider [2sp; brown, syrupy, smells like chocolate]
86. Greedy Sword Wine [2sp; ivory, syrupy, smells like coconut]
87. Elven Penrodel Ale [9sp; lavender, opaque, smells like brimstone]
88. Gnomish Fusebiddle Mead [4sp; violet, bubbly, smells like peat]
89. Dwarven Slatehorn Bitter [10sp; grey, bubbly, smells like mint]
90. Indigo Corsair Grog [2sp; yellow, opaque, smells like honey]
91. Colworth Brandy [2sp; turqoise, glowing, smells like peat]
92. East Rock Mead [1sp; white, fizzing, smells like walnut]
93. Loyal Sword Gin [9sp; amber, glowing, smells like the sea]
94. Gnomish Electromottin Beer [3sp; white, opaque, smells like apples]
95. Speedy Dancer Wine [6sp; turqoise, translucent, smells like pepper]
96. Crooked Baron Port [7sp; black, opaque, smells like pears]
97. Eastley Port [4sp; brown, glowing, smells like flowers]
98. Dwarven Copperjaw Whiskey [8sp; orange, translucent, smells like fruit]
99. Elven Maghel Grog [3sp; amber, syrupy, smells like citrus]
100. Lucky Beard Wine [9sp; orange, translucent, smells like straw]
