The Merciful
First Post
1.
WoW - when I cast Healing Touch with my druid, my hands glow green
D&D - when I cast Heal X Wounds with my druid, my hands do not glow no matter how much I wave them
2.
WoW - when I play a gnome and do vulgar dance moves, people think I'm cute and funny
D&D - when I play a gnome and do vulgar dance moves, my co-players punch me in face
3.
WoW - when playing alongside hot elf women, I can make believe they really are hot and women
D&D - when playing alongside hot elf women, I can not help seeing they really are ugly, smelly and male.
4.
WoW - while playing, I can fart as much I like
D&D - while playing, if I fart, my co-players call me pig
5.
WoW - re-rolling means making a new main character
D&D - re-rolling means re-rolling the dice that rolled to the floor and under the bed
WoW - when I cast Healing Touch with my druid, my hands glow green
D&D - when I cast Heal X Wounds with my druid, my hands do not glow no matter how much I wave them
2.
WoW - when I play a gnome and do vulgar dance moves, people think I'm cute and funny
D&D - when I play a gnome and do vulgar dance moves, my co-players punch me in face
3.
WoW - when playing alongside hot elf women, I can make believe they really are hot and women
D&D - when playing alongside hot elf women, I can not help seeing they really are ugly, smelly and male.
4.
WoW - while playing, I can fart as much I like
D&D - while playing, if I fart, my co-players call me pig
5.
WoW - re-rolling means making a new main character
D&D - re-rolling means re-rolling the dice that rolled to the floor and under the bed