5 Reasons why D&D is not and will not be like WoW

[The Merciful]

1.
WoW - when I cast Healing Touch with my druid, my hands glow green
D&D - when I cast Heal X Wounds with my druid, my hands do not glow no matter how much I wave them

2.
WoW - when I play a gnome and do vulgar dance moves, people think I'm cute and funny
D&D - when I play a gnome and do vulgar dance moves, my co-players punch me in face

3.
WoW - when playing alongside hot elf women, I can make believe they really are hot and women
D&D - when playing alongside hot elf women, I can not help seeing they really are ugly, smelly and male.

4.
WoW - while playing, I can fart as much I like
D&D - while playing, if I fart, my co-players call me pig

5.
WoW - re-rolling means making a new main character
D&D - re-rolling means re-rolling the dice that rolled to the floor and under the bed

 

[Darkwolf71]

3.
WoW - when playing alongside hot elf women, I can make believe they really are hot and women
D&D - when playing alongside hot elf women, I can not help seeing they really are ugly, smelly and male.

Sucks to be you, bro. But, thanks for reminding me how lucky we are to have women gamers at the UGT. (And hot ones too! )

 

[FourthBear]

Sucks to be you, bro. But, thanks for reminding me how lucky we are to have women gamers at the UGT. (And hot ones too! )

Ah, but what happens when those hot women gamers are playing ugly, smelly men?

 

[Wormwood]

Ah, but what happens when those hot women gamers are playing ugly, smelly men?

FOR THE HORDE!