What about that new 'adventure' everyone was supposed to be able to get on D&D Beyond for free? It sounds from folks reviews that its a simple couple of encounters with a nice map. Maybe that would work?
Let me be more clear: imagine that reading more that 2 pages was a Sisyphean task. I'm talking basic stuff here. 10 rooms with descriptions and stat blocks.
That is a pretty significant restriction. Given that, have you considered looking into one-page dungeons? There are a ton of them out there, and the one-page dungeon contest has an enormous catalogue of them. You can get compendiums of their annual winners and honorable mentions on drivethruRPG for like four bucks each (each year’s compendium, not each dungeon), and one of those is bound to have at least one that will be of interest to your players.Let me be more clear: imagine that reading more that 2 pages was a Sisyphean task. I'm talking basic stuff here. 10 rooms with descriptions and stat blocks.
I do think people who haven't worked with 2020s middle schoolers would struggle to imagine how difficult many of them find reading at all, much less reading of reference type materials and on paper no less. Really while you should definitely give them something to work off of, the assumption should be that they'll drop it almost immediately in favor of making up their own stuff, and probably mostly their own rules if there isn't an experienced player at the helm. Kids these days are just as creative as they ever were, especially when its in service of not having to actually read something.Thanks, friends. I am going to use a few really short ones from Kobold Press's Prepared! scenarios, as well as a printed out version of the Goblin one on D&D Beyond. I'm also going to bring either Shadowdark or OSE to help those who have never played an RPG before. 5e is incredibly complicated for a person who has never played any TTRPG , especially is they don't have an experienced DM to guide them.
My headache just went away 3.5 hours after...chaos. Like standing in front of a jet engine while people throw live chickens at you.

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Rulebook featuring "high magic" options, including a host of new spells.