Treat your self bro. Then have evil wizard port the PC's there and make them try an escape adventuring in process.I suppose I should make a resolution to complete my 5e conversion of Rokugan setting, but since I am the only one who cares about that, it's probably better I spend time on something else.
My current 5e resolution is somewhat grim. I'm kinda pissed at 5e, to be honest. I gave it what I thought was a fair shot, only to be told* that 5e is apparently the most sensitive, delicate snowflake of a game, that absolutely needs an alignment of a good-to-great DM, starting at the correct level, and running for MANY levels beyond that, for me to have "given it a fair shot."
So...I guess my resolution is, try to find such a game, so I can legitimately say I gave 5e every chance to allay my concerns and cut it all the slack anyone could ask for.
Eh, if you don't like the game, you don't like it. Surely you'd be better off spending the time finding a system that is more to your taste, rather than trying to meet the arbitrary standards of some random guy on the internet?

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Rulebook featuring "high magic" options, including a host of new spells.