D&D 5E (2014) [5e] Witcher: Mother of Monsters

Steve Gorak · Jul 8, 2015

Queenie said:
Thanks! The house is the definition of utter chaos right now. Good chaos though

Congrats! I think we're meant to have a full house.
I'm expecting my first in 20 weeks, it'll be my turn for chaos then ;-)
Cheers,

SG

Axel · Jul 8, 2015

Congratulations Steve Gorak!

The first one is easy for 3-6 months, unless you have a pair of functioning boobs. That was my experience, anyway.

The second though, then it gets hard...

Steve Gorak · Jul 10, 2015

Thanks!

Glad to hear it'll be easy! ;-)
Cheers,

SG

Queenie · Jul 11, 2015

Hey, congrats! Those 20 weeks go quickly, so get some sleep while you can. You've got your greatest adventure coming up!

Queenie · Jul 11, 2015

Hey, congrats! Those 20 weeks go quickly, so get some sleep while you can. You've got your greatest adventure coming up!

Skarsgard · Jul 11, 2015

As my daughter says, "Sleep is for the weak!"

Axel · Jul 11, 2015

lol!

I normally do fine on 6 hours a night, always have. But I have been forced to develop a caffeine addiction by ankle biters.

There was a meme doing the Facebook rounds earlier... A boy asks his dad what it's like to be a parent. So dad asks "can we have chicken nuggets for dinner?" twelve times an hour until the boy says yes. And then hangs off the boy's leg in the kitchen, so he can't move.

Or alternatively, a girl asks her mother the same question. Mum doesn't answer,but interrupts her daughter every time she speaks, until she cries in frustration.

Queenie · Jul 11, 2015

This... is true lol. I am sure you don't need us to give you horror stories but probably the best two things you can do is sleep when you can and reealllyyyy work on your patience. There never seems to be enough patience and trust me - I've got a LOT. But you take dwindling sleep + reduced patience and that's when stuff... happens.

I've pretty much accepted I will never get to go to the bathroom uninterrupted again. And my daughter is going to be 11. :l