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[sledged]

Dear God. Why am I still awake after twenty-two and a half hours?

 

[Dirigible]

Did someone slap a caffine dermapatch on you when you weren't looking?

 

[Gnarlo]

It's the brain worms.

 

[GreyShadow]

The naked playmates keep dancing outside your window?

 

[thalmin]

You think you're a D&D character with full hit points and no spells to regain.

 

[Krieg]

Dear God. Why am I still awake after twenty-two and a half hours?

Because you have not completed your appointed task.

How am I supposed to keep the Apocalypse on schedule when everyone keeps slacking?! *sigh*

 

[Ashwyn]

Dear God. Why am I still awake after twenty-two and a half hours?

Dear sledged. First, let me just thank you for using my proper name. So many people these days simply refer to me as "G", "Big G" or even "Yo dude!". In response to your query, you really need to stop doing that with the light bulb and the iguana. It's not sanitary.

 

[Dirigible]

The naked playmates keep dancing outside your window?

Yours too, Grey? Man, they gets around.

 

[Viking Bastard]

Dear sledged. First, let me just thank you for using my proper name.

He's still one letter off, though, oh mighty Zod!

*Kneels*

 

[Ashwyn]

He's still one letter off, though, oh mighty Zod!

*Kneels*

You sir are going to have a very nice christmas this year.