A competition for free CS accounts!

[Nightfall]

Al,

I kept mine short cause I have...ooh pretty! *is distracted by butterflies* Oh wait what was I saying?

Steve,

Nice!

*hisses down the country*

 

[demiurge1138]

To the tune of Devo's Jocko Homo (aka Are We Not Men...)

(Guitar intro)
They tell us that
Piratecat posts
Protecting us
From flame-war roasts.
I say he's just
A friendly ghost
Where do we post?
On EN World
Where do we post?!
E N Wor-ld

(More guitar)
Dialgo rants
'bout d02
Everyone knows him!
We love him too.
Where do we post?
On EN World
Where do we post?!
E N Wor-ld
Where are we geeks?
E N Wor-ld

(Even more guitar)
Crothian posts
A hundred times a day
And always has
Good stuff to say.
Where do we post?
On EN World
Where do we post?!
E N Wor-ld
Where are we geeks?
E N Wor-ld
Where do we post!?
E N Wor-ld

(Long guitar solo this time)
Eric Noah made the site
But he needed d20 to do it
Third edition's in the plan
And I can prove it!
I can use PrCs,
I can use skills and feats
I can do what the WotCs do!
Eric Noah made the site,
But d20 provides the glue!

Where do we post?
On EN World!
Where do we post?
On EN World!
Where do we post?
On EN World!
Where do we post?!
On EN World!
Where do we post?
On EN World!
Where do we post?
On EN World!
Where do we post?
On EN World!
Where do we post?!
On EN World!
Where do we post?
On EN World!
Where do we post?
On EN World!
Where do we post?
On EN World!
Where do we post?!
On EN World!

We must repeat
E N Wor-ld
We must repeat
E N Wor-ld
We must repeat
E N Wor-ld
We must repeat
E N Wor-ld
We must repeat
E N Wor-ld
We must repeat
E N Wor-ld
We must repeat
E N Wor-ld
We must go post!
OK let's go!

(Final guitar riff)

Demiurge out.

 

[stevelabny]

The Firefly theme song is so short, and while d&d based, my song wasn't really about EN World. So here's a longer one, hitting all the same EN World cliches as the already posted songs.

I'm staying in the Joss-verse (hoping to get points from the fanboys)


To "Walk Through The Fire" from the Buffy musical episode

I am a geek, I play D and D
I read comics and wear black
Why am I here?
Because you are my peers
If you slash and hack
The internet's a scary place
And messageboards are doubly so
Eric's grandma
And moderator law
Keep us from being foes

So I will go to EN World
Not Wizards of the Coast
I will go to EN World
And I will...

Wildshape's confusing me
'Smurf can help me, that's not news
He trumps the sage
I think he needs a wage
Like John Cooper's reviews

All these hours on EN World
I think I've overdosed
But I'll go back to EN World
And I will...

Help me be a better DM
I made maps now help me key 'em
Are my players just too hard to scare?
What if the party reads my threads now?
(Is drow like crow or more like moo-cow?)
I gotta go, so I can prepare.
You helped me through
It's what you're always here to do
So I say THANKS to EN World

So one by one, they join the hive
To story hours they all flock
They read at "lunch"
I have a sneaky hunch
That they're still on the clock

Will this make my game more funner?
Can my ryhmes get any dumber?
Everybody fears edition four!
On his point, Diaglo's harping
But O-D-D still beats LARPing
Just a joke, don't put me on ignore
Just read my song,
You can even sing along
That's why you come to EN World
Where Morrus is your host
And since I'm here on EN World
I will post!
And you will post!
And Crothian posts!
Let's all post!

Can I vote for myself? This might be the best silly song I've ever written.
(Unless you liked my Firefly themed one better.)
Good job me!

 

[Truth Seeker]

Can you tell I'm loving this?

Crothian Sleeps Tonight (sung to the tune of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" by many, many groups)

Ee-e-e-um-um-a-weh
Ee-e-e-um-um-a-weh
a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away
a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away
a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away
a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away

On EN World, active EN World
Cro-thi-an sleeps tonight
On EN World, active EN World
Cro-thi-an sleeps tonight

[refrain]
Ee-e-e-um-um-a-weh
a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away
a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away
Ee-e-e-um-um-a-weh
a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away
a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away

In the chatroom, the EN chatroom
Cro-thi-an sleeps tonight
In the chatroom, the EN chatroom
Cro-thi-an sleeps tonight

[refrain]

Raise your post count, quick raise your post count
Cro-thi-an sleeps tonight
Raise your post count, quick raise your post count
Cro-thi-an sleeps tonight

[refrain]

STOPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!! LOL....LOL....LOL!!!!!!

 

[mythusmage]

A Poster Sunset (An English Sunset The Moody Blues)

I need to write those words
Across the field of black
I need to speak for myself
With answers coming back
And when I’ve done the posting
I’ll be going back
For a poster sunset

We’re on a multi-page thread
Heading for a lock
None of the posters here
Into taking stock
But if we take a break now
We can stop the hock
Of a poster sunset
Not a poster sunset

I see the passion of words
In the posts tonight
Hope it never goes away
And I’ve decided to write
With sincerity
And with no delay
‘Cos that’s the poster’s way

The threads grow and thrive
In everything we say
When we speak from our hearts
And heed what others say
Though Curt has the post count
We will have our day
In a poster sunset
A poster sunset

I see the passion of words
In the post tonight
It will never go away
And I’ve decided to write
With sincerity
We post day by day
‘Cos that’s the poster way
I see the poster sunset.

(email me privately for original song title, songwriter, band., and album. )

 

[Morrus]

Clockwork Golem Workshop would be happy to offer the same from our product list.

Super! Thanks, Peter!

 

[Southern Oracle]

"Don't Cha" (to the tune of "Don't Cha" by the Pussycat Dolls)

Ooh baby
Ladies
Fellas
Are you ready?
Let’s post
Baby (ooooh)
I know you read me (I know you read me)
I know you do (I know you do)
That’s why whenever you log on
I’m the homepage for you (I’m the homepage for you)
I know you want it (I know you want it)
It's easy to see (it's easy to see)
So for a community supporter account
You’re changing lyrics for me (babe)

[refrain: ]
Don’t cha wish the search function worked on me?
Don’t cha wish the PMs all worked on me?
Don't cha
Don't cha
Don’t cha want a custom title on me?
Don’t cha want to see who’s on line on me?
Don't cha
Don't cha

Don’t fight the feeling (don’t fight the feeling)
Don’t leave it alone (don’t leave it alone)
Cause if you don’t post
Then all those PDFs won’t have a happy home (your happy home)
Let's keep it friendly (let's keep it friendly)
You have to play fair (you have to play fair)
And if this song is funny
Then a supporter account you’ll finally get on here

[refrain: ]
Don’t cha wish the search function worked on me?
Don’t cha wish the PMs all worked on me?
Don't cha
Don't cha
Don’t cha want a custom title on me?
Don’t cha want to see who’s on line on me?
Don't cha
Don't cha

I know I'm on your mind
I know you have a good time
Reading threads
I'm fun
And I'm fine
I ain’t lying
Log online
All the time (all the time)

I know I'm on your mind
I know you have a good time
Reading threads
I'm fun
And I'm fine
I ain’t lying
Log online
All the time

I know your post count (I know your post count)
Is fairly low (is fairly low)
But so is everyone else’s when compared
To Crothian’s posts
Maybe next pay period (maybe next pay period)
Possibly (possibly)
You’ll buy an account if you don’t win this contest
Just wait and see

[refrain: ]
Don’t cha wish the search function worked on me?
Don’t cha wish the PMs all worked on me?
Don't cha
Don't cha
Don’t cha want a custom title on me?
Don’t cha want to see who’s on line on me?
Don't cha
Don't cha

 

[Raging Epistaxis]

To the tune of the Firefly theme song.
...

Love it! You've got my inconsequential vote!

 

[FraserRonald]

High-Larious

Awesome stuff so far. We need to get more prizes to these people, so SEP will donate the complete "Roles and Classes" line, including Capable Hero, Combat Hero, Covert Hero, Counter-Terrorism Assaulter, Special Operations Marksman, Spec Ops Recce, and Talent Tree Assembled.

Keep it coming guys!

 

[DaveMage]

"Don't Cha" (to the tune of "Don't Cha" by the Pussycat Dolls)

I figured this was going to be some sort of tribute to Ed Cha....