a docker song

[Samuel Cole]

One of our PCs is a docker, and has the ability to grant saving throws by singing a line from a song about the team. So another player went ahead and wrote the lyrics...

Sung to the tune of Gilligan's Island:

[FONT=&quot]Now sit right back, and I'll tell a tale[/FONT][FONT=&quot]of the constables in Flint:[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]they'll seek you out by ship or rail.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Their steely weapons glint.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] (Yes their steely weapons glint.)[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]They were asked to be security[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]when the Coaltongue was first showed.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Ethelyn disappeared mysteriously[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]but the ship did not explode.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] (No the ship did not explode.)[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Axis Island took a turn for the worst[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]and in our heroes went,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]and there they caused their very first[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]international incident.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] (International incident.)[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]On Cauldron Hill they had a chat[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]with a seer old but prized.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]They kept him safe with magic that's[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]illegal and unwise.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] (Illegal and unwise.)[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]A spy at the foreign embassy[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]was clawed and shot and died.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]They sought to learn her history[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]but everybody lied.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] (Yes everybody lied.)[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]A buried church was bombed to snare[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]the constables inside.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The Kell Guild thugs they left in there[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]were trapped but could not die.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] (Yes, they starved but could not die.)[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]They found a secret factory[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]in the Bleak Gate's Cauldron Hill.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]They shut it down eventually[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]but the lake is polluted still.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] (Yes, the lake is polluted still.)[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]In a swampy temple sunk in slime[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]the creatures feed on thought.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Now Dan eats food that's past its prime[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]and serves the Voice of Rot.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] (Yes he serves the Voice of Rot.)[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Their attention was arrested by[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]an archaeologist.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Too bad she was infested by[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]an extraplanar beast.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] (An extraplanar beast.)[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]On a railway trip they slowly learned[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]of a vast conspiracy.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]With cover stories blown, they earned[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]no points for subtlety.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] (No points for subtlety.)[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The found the meeting, and they hid[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]to secretly learn the rest.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]and when that failed, our heroes did[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]what constables do best.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] (What constables do best.)[/FONT]