Dougal DeKree
First Post
I liked this story so well i wanted to share it with my fellow ENBoarders 
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(written by CobraMKIII of the moo3planet.de Community, translated by Peterle123)
Part 1: The worries of Mr. S.
Audio-Recording of the 79. monthly session of the Imperial Senate under rule of the Terran Emperor Sibirius.
Assistant: "Your Excellency, I welcome you to the first monthly Absolution-Session under your command. What would your excellency like to begin with?"
Sibirius: "Well, I think we begin with finances, I want to take a closer look at that. So?"
Minister of Finance: "Your Excellency, may I congratulate you, things are looking good, the budget is balanced and we are even filling Imperial Treasuries. If you want to take a look at these Figures..."
Sibirius: "Oh, em, I see, I see, lots of numbers. How much tax is each province contributing to the empire?`"
MoF: "Well, that´s different for each planet, your excellency. We have to look up every planet at a time and..."
Sibirius: "ALL 24 of them!?! Does that mean that the governors set the taxes by themselves, without waiting for my wise decision?"
MoF: "Not exactly, your excellency, of course it is you who decides about the tributes. The Governors only add their little share by adjusting the taxes to your mind:"
Sibirius: " So they ARE setting the taxes."
MoF: "Well...yes."
Sibirius: (sighs) "Fine. Whatever. Forget about finances, everything seems to be running smooth anyway. Next I want to talk about colonization. I´ve been hearing strange reports about that."
Minister of Expansion: "Yes, you excellency?"
Sibirius: "Minister, is it true that, although I leave you every freedom for the colonization of new provinces, there are many delays?"
MoE: "Well, what...?"
Sibirius: "...I have to read that numerous freighters with 1000 colonists each are orbiting planets, because another freighter already landed there?"
MoE: "Those are regrettable individual cases and not.."
Sibirius: (angered) "You know how much resources such a freighter consumes, and you´re foolishly sending TWO of them to the same planet??? And here, the same thing all over again: A freighter in orbit around Alpha Ceti 5, in spite of the fact that planets 6 and 9 are colonizable, too. Only after several months the freighter landed on one of them. This could be done faster, don´t you think?"
MoE: "Please, your excellency, you must understand that there can be mistakes in coordination over such long distances, it is..."
Sibirius: "Lame Excuses! I can´t be so difficult NOT to send two freighters to the same planet, NOT to let freighters wait in orbit for 4 weeks, and it also can´t be THAT difficult to send the right number of them to colonize Red and Yellow class planets in the first place!"
MoE: "Certainly, your excellency, I will have the chain of command revised, as you wish."
Sibirius: "I hope so, Minister, or else I will send YOU to a red class planet. You alone. Alright, temper, temper. What´s next? Ah, Infrastructures."
Minister of Construction: "Your excellency?"
Sibirius: "Let´s get straight to the point. Development plans are saying that Mines and Research Centers should be build. But you allow that Recreation Parks are build on our two MAIN WORLS? And even tare down the High-Grav-Research Center for it? Are you totally out of your mind??"
MoC: "Umm, now, there was demand for it, so the governor thought he could..."
Sibirius: "...ignore my orders and those of my predecessors? Wrong thinking! Do I really have to control each and everything myself on every single planet? What do I have governors for?"
MoC: "But if you look at the big picture, everything looks great! With all due respect, your excellency."
Sibirius: "No, it DOESN´T! I want mines, and get farms, I want Spaceports and they are demolished! That´s not right!"
MoC: "But your excellency... it´s working."
Sibirius: "It´s inefficient! I want them to follow my wise decisions. From now on, nothing is going to be blasted anymore!"
(suddenly, a distant bang)
Sibirius: "What was that? Oh my god, somebody destroyed the Recreation park! A terrorist attack!"
MoC: "Oh, not quite, that was planned. A research center is going to be build there."
Sibirius: (snarling) "You mean like the one that was blown apart for this park three months ago?"
MoC: "Well, yes, that´s the plan."
(another bang, this time very close)
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(written by CobraMKIII of the moo3planet.de Community, translated by Peterle123)
Part 1: The worries of Mr. S.
Audio-Recording of the 79. monthly session of the Imperial Senate under rule of the Terran Emperor Sibirius.
Assistant: "Your Excellency, I welcome you to the first monthly Absolution-Session under your command. What would your excellency like to begin with?"
Sibirius: "Well, I think we begin with finances, I want to take a closer look at that. So?"
Minister of Finance: "Your Excellency, may I congratulate you, things are looking good, the budget is balanced and we are even filling Imperial Treasuries. If you want to take a look at these Figures..."
Sibirius: "Oh, em, I see, I see, lots of numbers. How much tax is each province contributing to the empire?`"
MoF: "Well, that´s different for each planet, your excellency. We have to look up every planet at a time and..."
Sibirius: "ALL 24 of them!?! Does that mean that the governors set the taxes by themselves, without waiting for my wise decision?"
MoF: "Not exactly, your excellency, of course it is you who decides about the tributes. The Governors only add their little share by adjusting the taxes to your mind:"
Sibirius: " So they ARE setting the taxes."
MoF: "Well...yes."
Sibirius: (sighs) "Fine. Whatever. Forget about finances, everything seems to be running smooth anyway. Next I want to talk about colonization. I´ve been hearing strange reports about that."
Minister of Expansion: "Yes, you excellency?"
Sibirius: "Minister, is it true that, although I leave you every freedom for the colonization of new provinces, there are many delays?"
MoE: "Well, what...?"
Sibirius: "...I have to read that numerous freighters with 1000 colonists each are orbiting planets, because another freighter already landed there?"
MoE: "Those are regrettable individual cases and not.."
Sibirius: (angered) "You know how much resources such a freighter consumes, and you´re foolishly sending TWO of them to the same planet??? And here, the same thing all over again: A freighter in orbit around Alpha Ceti 5, in spite of the fact that planets 6 and 9 are colonizable, too. Only after several months the freighter landed on one of them. This could be done faster, don´t you think?"
MoE: "Please, your excellency, you must understand that there can be mistakes in coordination over such long distances, it is..."
Sibirius: "Lame Excuses! I can´t be so difficult NOT to send two freighters to the same planet, NOT to let freighters wait in orbit for 4 weeks, and it also can´t be THAT difficult to send the right number of them to colonize Red and Yellow class planets in the first place!"
MoE: "Certainly, your excellency, I will have the chain of command revised, as you wish."
Sibirius: "I hope so, Minister, or else I will send YOU to a red class planet. You alone. Alright, temper, temper. What´s next? Ah, Infrastructures."
Minister of Construction: "Your excellency?"
Sibirius: "Let´s get straight to the point. Development plans are saying that Mines and Research Centers should be build. But you allow that Recreation Parks are build on our two MAIN WORLS? And even tare down the High-Grav-Research Center for it? Are you totally out of your mind??"
MoC: "Umm, now, there was demand for it, so the governor thought he could..."
Sibirius: "...ignore my orders and those of my predecessors? Wrong thinking! Do I really have to control each and everything myself on every single planet? What do I have governors for?"
MoC: "But if you look at the big picture, everything looks great! With all due respect, your excellency."
Sibirius: "No, it DOESN´T! I want mines, and get farms, I want Spaceports and they are demolished! That´s not right!"
MoC: "But your excellency... it´s working."
Sibirius: "It´s inefficient! I want them to follow my wise decisions. From now on, nothing is going to be blasted anymore!"
(suddenly, a distant bang)
Sibirius: "What was that? Oh my god, somebody destroyed the Recreation park! A terrorist attack!"
MoC: "Oh, not quite, that was planned. A research center is going to be build there."
Sibirius: (snarling) "You mean like the one that was blown apart for this park three months ago?"
MoC: "Well, yes, that´s the plan."
(another bang, this time very close)
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