A Role Players Guide to Getting Chicks/Dudes: Pick-up lines?

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

I have frequently chuckled at lines such as:

Is that a rod of splendor in your pocket... or are you just happy to see me?

I'm just wondering if any of you have any good role-playing slanted pick-up lines?

 

[diaglo]

it is not the size of the wand it is the magic in it that counts.

 

[Jeff Wilder]

Actually used on me once:

"Is that a Dragonbone in your pocket?"


Jeff

P.S. Anybody else have one of those? I loved mine, but sold it recently. My PDA is the ultimate electronic dice-roller now. (It was a Dragonbone in my pocket, BTW. And she well knew it.)

 

[Nightchilde-2]

"I can fit my hand in a Pringle's can." Okay, okay...that's a Goth pick up line...

"Wanna come back to my place and check out my battlemat?"

This is the one that I actually hooked my ex-wife with.

"If you don't shut up about your character, I'm going to kiss you."

Surprisingly, it worked. She didn't shut up, so I kissed her. The rest, as they say, is history.

 

[Henry]

"Hey Baby! What's your Dragonmark?"

"Someone call Heaven - they've lost a Celestial here on Oerth."

"Can I buy you a potion?"

"Do I know you, I saw you across the room, and can't help but think I've adventured with you before."

(Spoken from a Paladin) "With a body like yours, I'd turn Chaotic any day."

"A Legend Lore told me we'd meet like this."

"Wanna go back to my place? I've got the biggest Dice you've ever seen."

I actually quoted my non-gaming wife one of the Dragonlance poems once (can't recall which one at the moment). She thought it was very romantic.

 

[WayneLigon]

I am the Natural 20 of Love....

I got a 10' reach, Baby

So I made sure his bedroll was 'destroyed' by the fireball, so we had to share mine. Now I call it the Sack of Opportunity.

You know what they say, babe. Big ears, big...

 

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

*chuckling* I find this wildly entertaining! Keep 'em coming!

 

[DungeonmasterCal]

"Hey, wanna see my Rod of Lordly Might?"

She answered, "Or Might not?"

 

[Nightchilde-2]

"You wanna go grab a bite to eat after the game, or would you rather I just cook you breakfast?"

 

[Xath]

On a similar note, for a good time, just read the description of any Rod or Staff in the DMG. Whoever wrote that had to be having a good time.