A Role Players Guide to Getting Chicks/Dudes: Pick-up lines?

[Alzrius]

"Mind if I show you some of the Many Things my Deck can do?" (Pronouncing "deck" in a questionable way, of course )

"I've got your major artifact right here" (and the probable shoot-down) "Looks like more of a minor artifact to me."

 

[Gnarlo]

1) Wanna earn some extra experience? I can help you "level up"!

2) Can I store my Immovable Rod in your Portable Hole?

Of course, for my non-gaming wife it would have to be:

3) Yes, Hon, I'll throw away all my game stuff and grow up

 

[was]

Why don't you spend the evening? I'll take 20 on my performance check

 

[Robbert Raets]

I don't think Granny is appreciating this thread....

All the more reason to post before it gets closed....

 

[Torm]

The darned shame is that all of these are too corny for what I've got in mind at the moment ..... especially Henry's Paladin one.

 

[Coredump]

I don't think Granny is appreciating this thread....

All the more reason to post before it gets closed....

Granny doesn't like vulgarity, doesn't mean she can't have a sense of humor.

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[The_Universe]

2) Can I store my Immovable Rod in your Portable Hole?

This one is my favorite.

Another good one: "Would you like to initiate a grapple?"

 

[The_Universe]

"I'd like to show you the Apparatus of Kwalish, if you know what I mean..."

 

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

I'd like to show you my (insert any magical item name), if you know what I mean? almost always works... too funny.

 

[Torm]

Looks like even Torm is a coward of sorts when it comes to women.... :\