Mr. Tibbons leads the group across the deck to a heavy wooden door. He looks as though he is about to turn the latch, and then pauses, and knocks loudly instead. There is a low grunt and a rustling of cloth, then a quick succession of thumping and knocking on the ground, and the door is yanked open.
In the doorway now stands, at a full four foot three inches of height, a dwarf with a great black beard. He wears a navy drop back coat with many silver buttons down the front, a white shirt with a ruffled collar and cuffs, and a tricorn hat with a jaunty white feather in it. At his hip rests a beautifully crafted scimitar, very clean but not without evidence of battle use. He shouts at the first mate, “Tibbons! Ye’re here! We’re good t’go then, aye? Alrigh’!” The dwarf blows past Mr. Tibbons and up the three stairs from the cabin door onto the deck. His coat flying back in the wind, it is now clear that the dwarf is missing one leg and it has been replaced by a great wooden peg. As he runs, his footsteps make a signature thud clunk, thud clunk. “Come on, ye sea dogs, get t’work, we got a ship to sail! Move yer arse!” He gives one deckhand, bent over tying some ropes, a swift kick in the pants, almost knocking the poor man overboard. He grabs some rope ladder and climbs, swift as a monkey, up a mast and jumps onto the helm, scaring the daylights out of another sailor. The captain grabs the wheel and whisks his hat off his head shouting, “Alrigh’ mates, we’re off! To home, the high seas!”
Mr. Tibbons straightens his clothes and turns to the group. “That… is Captain Ebenezer Falcon.” He turns to the helm and shouts, “Ahem… Captain! I need you down here to speak with our guests!” The dwarf’s head jerks around, he grabs the deckhand he startled earlier and shoves him into place at the wheel. Then he jumps off the helm and lands next to Mr. Tibbons, his peg leg driving a dent into the deck’s wood. He looks down and shouts, “Bah! Who let me deck get this bloody hole in it?! C’mere, you, aye, you!” His sword in hand, he points at a sailor who happened to be walking by. “Fix this up! What do I pay you blokes for, anyway?! Come on! Faster, faster, faster!” He slaps the sailor he selected for the repair on the rear as he scurries away to get the tools to fix the deck.
The captain turns to Tibbons and says, “Alrigh’, what d’ye need now, Tibbons?” The mate gestures behind him at the group. Falcon shouts out, “Oh, aye! Security, aye, aye, move aside, Tibbons, I’ve got business to conduct.” He roughly pushes past Mr. Tibbons, who walks off, scowling, to the side of the boat. Falcon addresses the group in his gruff, dwarven voice, “Nah! I hear ye all need t’get t’Uthmere, eh? Well, I’m happy t’serve the Simbul in any way I can, seein’ as how it’s by her grace, gods bless ‘er, that I’ve gotten where I am today! But since ye’re aboard, ye can help me out a bit, eh? Pirates are rampant these days, and they’re getting’ bolder with each successful pillage. I need you mates t’keep alert an’ ready t’fight, in case we come across one. I’ve got me own sailors t’watch fer ships on the horizon, don’ worry ‘bout that, but if we spot one, I want you to give ‘em yer all, eh? That’ll show them pirates who’s who in my sea! Other ‘an tha’, ye got no duties. Mess’ll be served to yer cabin at dusk an’ dawn, or ye can eat with the crew if ye like.”
He looks up at Hareka. “He eat normal stuff? I’ve got a few live animals in the ‘old, if that’s what ye like.” Then he scans over Regalclaw. “And that… er, him… er… Well, he kin eat what ‘e likes and sleep where ‘e wants. Don’ know if he’ll fit down below, though…” Falcon taps his good foot on the deck and looks about, then shoots his head toward the group. “Alrigh’ then! Any questions? Good! We’re off!” He leaps up to the helm again and shoves the sailor at the wheel aside, calling out orders and cursing at his sailors like only a dwarven ship captain might.
The first 2 days of the voyage go by uneventfully. Several ships are sighted and hailed, but they are simply passing merchants, docking in Velprintalar. The third day, the Majesty sails by the burning corpse of another vessel and Falcon doubles the watch. That night, after dinner, the crow’s nest sights another vessel, flying no flag. Falcon orders all hands on deck. The other ship is headed straight for the Majesty, and with his scope, Falcon can see cutlass wielding men dressed in ragged cloth on deck.
The captain says quietly to the group, “Nah, I’d like to see this through without a single man lost, on our side anyway. To Hell with them pirates, but I’ve got sailors with families and lives aboard. I don’ know what each o’ ye can do, so tell me nah if ye’ve got any ideas other than jus’ waitin’ fer the bastards to come to us.” He waits for an answer.