Academy of Drell, Part 7

The joke bombs

"What do you mean '20 crowns same as in town' isn't the punchline?" Kith groans. "And that was my best one two."

"Okay, well atleast were at your place, got anything chewy to drink?"

Kith follows Rallyn, muttering about jokes, hundreds of years, and where is he gonna find a new one now?
 

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Rallyn chuckles. "Thanks Kith, so um.. You gonna go in all disguised and stuff? What's with that anyways?" Rallyn pauses outside the gate to his dad's farm.
 

Sildarin quickly changes. His room appears to have been unchanged and undisturbed to any great degree, although it seems as if someone has made a cursory glance inside. The door is unlocked but nothing seems missing.

* * * * * *
Mortimer stands listening at the tent. The conversation is audible and sounds pleasant enough, albeit of a military cant - like some sort of report. Carnan gives Mortimer a hoary eyed look. One begins to suspect Carnan is very observant.

* * * * * *
Rallyn and... Kith? make brief reacquaintances and begin a slow jaunt up the hill to Rallyn's fathers stead. As the two start to make the turn off the imperial road, Charlotte and Keith can be seen descending just a few hundred yards further up.
 

Maybe life'll return to normal now... I would hate it if things would stay the way they are now... no peace or privacy...
Sildarin thinks to himself as he throws his dirty clothes to a basket to be washed later. He lays down on his bed for a moment to relax and bit. Well, he would relax if not for Slith.
UP! You're not going to lay down there when there are things to do.
I don't remember having any undone chores...
You still haven't picked up a girl. That's an undone chore if anything is!
I'd rather you stop with that already. I'm not interested.
But I am! I just know that Charlotte and Keith are somewhere smooching each other right now... And I'm missing it!
Then scitter off to look for them and let me rest in peace.
I think I will. And I'm not going to tell you anything I find out.
If you would just keep that promise...


Slith climbs down from the bed and out through the door that stands slithly ajar. He finds his way quickly to the courtjard and tries to spot anything, preferrably members of the more beautiful gender, but members of the 'Heroes of Drell' will also suffice for him.
 

The long and the short of Kith...

"Well, its a long story. Err, no its a short story, but a long explanation behind the story." Kith pauses, and looks around.

Rallyn, blinks confusedly.

"Lets go in inside and I'll tell you the rest, but basically I'll be In Cog Neeto for the next day or two." Kith turns and sees Keith and Charlotte heading into town, towards Dorac'z.

Hmmm, I bet their headed to Dorac'z. We should join them, then I only have to tell this once, and Boramin can get a chuckle on my behalf. The salty dog could probably use an old friendly face. Hah, double entendre score.

"Hey, I just had a thought." Kith points towards the lovers retreating backsides. "Why don't we join Keith and Clarise* for a few drinks at Dorac'z, my treat. Then I only have to tell this tall tale once. Besides I wouldn't mind getting some of Boramin's chow. The trip back in was long, and there weren't any good eateries on the way."

Kith turns slightly toward town, awaiting Rallyn.

*I know its Charlotte, but continueing in the bold tradition of forgetting womens names... :D

Editted: I obviuolsy can't speel continuing correctly.
 
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"I'll catch up with you tomorrow then," Rallyn says. "I just left that place, everyone's too glum. Besides, those two could be headed anywhere, and they don't need me there."

Rallyn unhitches his father's gate and pushes his way in. He nods to Charlotte and Keith before heading up the path to his Da's house.
 

A bold Nix on all spelling...

"Hmph. Well I'd just be a third wheel in their gordian love knot. So you were saying something about chewy beer, perhaps. And I was saying something about yesterday."

Kith turns again to follow Rallyn's slumped shoulders.

Little guy had it rough. (sarcasm)I wonder who died and made him glum(/sarcasm)? Hah another double! Hey, on that note I wonder who did die? Rallyn is usually a rock the underclassmen rally around.

"On that note since you started the storytelling with short, so will I. Then you can give me the long of your sea voyage, and I'll explain some of my deeper reasons for wearing makeup and a wig."

Kith waggles his fake bushy eyebrows up down exageratedly.


See OOC Thread concerning Kith's History and where I post it. Thank you
 

Mortimer coughs, embarrassed by Carnan's expression. He self consciously takes a step back from the tent, trying to look as though he listening to anything but the discussion taking place inside...
 


Sildarin, in the courtyard across from the student housing find the entire place remarkably subdued. Discretely standing in doorways here and there are a few of the Crimson Guard, and no students to be seen. He does notice that no two of the Crimson Guard are equipped identically.

* * * * *

Rallyn pushes open the door to his father's stead. A warm roaring fire is going in the small iron stove near the main door. After living for so long among the taller folk, it's good to be in a proper-sized room. Ffleuder, the immense sheep dog that's been a mainstay of the farm for almost ten years ambles slowly to his arthritic feet and wags his tail excitedly but doesn't make any other noise.

* * * * *

Charlotte and Keith find Dorac'z to be busy, but no one comes to get an order. There's a large mug containing money on the bar and all the patrons seem to be tossing money in and helping themselves.

When Kith enters - still in his clever disguise - he notices the same thing.

* * * * *

Mortimer and Lyrique wait quietly while Carnan keeps an eye on them. At least it's becoming more and more suspiciously to appear as if he's watching them far more adeptly than a guardsman should. After a few minutes of uncomfortable silence the guard who'd entered the tent earlier leaves in a brisk walk, exchanging a nod with Carnan.

Holding the flap open, Carnan escorts the two into the tent. Inside Palasant can be seen covering a map laid out on the main wooden table, using a sheet as an impromptu drape.

"Yes, good. What have you discovered regarding the book?" Palasant asks.

* * * * *

Travellios sits in the quiet library, reading occasionally, using one of the small candles provided for late-night reading. As he becomes engrossed in one of the tomes, the candle flickers briefly and gutters almost out as an icy cold wind blows through the main hall of the library. A small inky humanoid creature waddles up in complete silence to the edge of the candle light and stands as if awaiting instructions.
 

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