Ankh-Morpork Guard
First Post
A smoking Grey! I'm not sure you'll ever be able to top that one. 

... Rowr.Acquana said:Well, I can try ... but I know this one won't. This is just an NPC in the game I'll be running in two weeks. *checks to make sure players aren't looking* This is Gio.
Acquana said:However, in my setting our well-known tooth faeries not nearly as seelie as they seem. The reason they collect teeth is that it contains a tiny bit of the childhood of the owner, and the innocence of a child is what they feed on. Each time they exchange money for a tooth, they whisper a tiny secret in the child's ear--a little secret that makes the child just a little bit older, more likely to drop their next tooth, and little less of a child.