It's fine if you have your own interpretation of things. But don't tell us that your interpretation is the only possible one. That's quite insulting and condescending, especially since plenty of evidence has been provided against your position. That you have not addressed much of this evidence does not lend credence to your conclusion.
Sorry, but it is the only interpretation of it. And Gary Gygax and Harold Johnson agree with me. Fanboy interpretation is irrelevant.