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Death By Surfeit
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I know maenads are female satyrs, but the MM makes no mention of them, and we have no responsibility to introduce them. I figured that if satyrs = only male, embodiment of masculinity and nymphs = only female, embodiments of femininity, it kinda makes sense to have them as the same species.
Oh, and thanks for pointing out the goblins. They are Related to orcs, being crossbreeds between them and the now-mythical smaller race. As a result of this, they are also Related to gnomes and halflings. Kobolds do indeed have a reptilian heritage. Raptors are reptiles, and appropriately sized (going up to the size of a large dog, Jurassic Park fans).
Speak to you all soon,
DbS
PS. Is everyone avoiding pregnancy?
Oh, and thanks for pointing out the goblins. They are Related to orcs, being crossbreeds between them and the now-mythical smaller race. As a result of this, they are also Related to gnomes and halflings. Kobolds do indeed have a reptilian heritage. Raptors are reptiles, and appropriately sized (going up to the size of a large dog, Jurassic Park fans).
Speak to you all soon,
DbS
PS. Is everyone avoiding pregnancy?
Sounds like a plan... as far as pregnancy goes, I don't think that anyone is avoiding it. We just need the go-ahead from the conception end of things. The only thing left there is the final verdict on the conception issue, but that doesn't really affect anything else, so let's get going on pregnancy.
VVrayven
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Hiya guys. Okay, before I get tackled (heh) for bringing up something off key topic, let me explain. The spells are going to take a bit of doing and we need more of them. I have taken on the task of becoming Mistress of Spells. Unless someone wants to challenge me to single combat for the role (and I warn you, I can be vicious! 
)
From now on I'll be accepting new spells as contributions and will maintain a list of them until we can discuss the new ones. I'm updating the spells for the new mechanics and I'd like all of the spells to come through me. Sorn: I've got a font corrected version of them that I will send you when I'm done. Right now everything is in database entries.
So, I don't intend to derail the current pregnacy discussions, but I want to post my progress as I go. Objections?
So, here is the first part. Cantrips:
Arousal
Transmutation
Level: Brd 0, Sor/Wiz 0
Components: V, S, M
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Touch
Target: Creature touched
Duration: 10 minutes +1 minute/level
Saving Throw: Fortitude negates
Spell Resistance: Yes
This spell triggers the physiological sexual response in the affected creature. The target creature gains the aroused status condition for the listed duration. If the character is male, he is erect and ready to penetrate; if female, this means her nipples and clitorises are hardening and her vagina is lubricating.
Arousal affects creatures that reproduce without intercourse (piscines, mind flayers, etc.) as if it were a daze spell.
Material Component: A sprig of mistletoe.
Contraception
Necromancy
Level: Brd 0, Clr 0, Sor/Wiz 0
Components: V, S
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Touch
Target: Creature touched
Duration: Instantaneous
Saving Throw: Fortitude negates (harmless)
Spell Resistance: Yes (harmless)
<<Pending>>
Comeliness
Transmutation
Level: Brd 0, Clr 0, Drd 0, Sor/Wiz 0
Components: V, S, M/DF
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Touch
Target: Creature touched
Duration: 30 minutes/level
Saving Throw: Will negates (harmless)
Spell Resistance: Yes (harmless)
You imbue the subject with magical energy that provides them with a clear complexion and enhances their attractive features. The creature gains a +1 enhancement bonus to Bluff, Diplomacy, Perform, and Sexual Prowess checks.
Arcane Material Component: A bit of powdered rouge.
Delay Orgasm
Abjuration
Level: Brd 0, Sor/Wiz 0
Components: V, S
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)
Target: 1 creature
Duration: 1 minute/level (D)
Saving Throw: Will negates
Spell Resistance: Yes
Delay orgasm prevents a subject from achieving orgasm. Creatures under the effects of this spell who are raised to the climax or ecstatic status condition instead remain in the peaked condition. Any orgasms which should have taken place will occur at the end of the spell's duration. For example, if Lina is affected by a delay orgasm spell and is brought to climax twice during the spell's duration, she will simply remain peaked. However, after the spell is ended, she will spend the next two rounds in climax status.
Detect Disease
Divination
Level: Clr 0, Drd 0, Pal 1, Sor/Wiz 0
Components: V, S
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)
Target or Area: One creature, one object, or a 5-ft. cube
Duration: Instantaneous
Saving Throw: None
Spell Resistance: No
You determine whether a creature, object, or area has contracted or carries a disease. You can determine the exact type of disease with a successful Intelligence check (DC 20). A character with the Heal skill may try a Heal check (DC 20) if the Intelligence check fails, or may try the Heal check prior to the Intelligence check.
Note: The spell can penetrate barriers, but 1 foot of stone, 1 inch of common metal, a thin sheet of lead, or 3 feet of wood or dirt blocks it.
Detect Pregnancy
Divination
Level: Clr 0, Drd 0, Rgr 1
Components: V, S, DF
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)
Target: One living creature
Duration: Instantaneous
Saving Throw: None
Spell Resistance: No
This spell enables you to detect pregnancy in any creature. You can determine the day of conception, stage of pregnancy, estimated day of birth, and gender of the child(ren) with a successful Wisdom check (DC 20).
Note: Marsupials, who are able to get slightly pregnant, will cause the caster to be confused for one round if she fails a Will save (DC 13).
Detect Romantic Interest
Divination
Level: Brd 0, Clr 0
Components: S
Casting Time: 1 round
Range: Touch
Target: Creature touched
Duration: Instantaneous
Saving Throw: Will partial
Spell Resistance: No
This spell enables you to detect the existence of an unspoken love, crush, or romantic interest in any creature. Creatures unwilling to share such information gain a Will saving throw to reveal only the fact that they have a romantic interest. Should the save fail, detect romantic interest also reveals the identity of the subject's crush.
Detect romantic interest never reveals the existence of affections towards the caster.
Embarrassing Wilting
Transmutation
Level: Sor/Wiz 0
Components: S, M
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)
Target: One living male creature
Duration: 10 minutes
Saving Throws: Fortitude negates
Spell Resistance: Yes
If the subject of embarrassing wilting enters the peaked status condition, his penis temporarily "withers" and becomes completely flaccid for the remainder of the spell's duration.
The victim's sexual state is not altered by this spell, nor does it prevent him from being further aroused. It merely renders his penis physically limp and consequently prevents him from using penetrative techniques.
This spell is considered to be a curse for all effects for which it might be relevant.
Material Component: A small piece of thread.
Pillow Talk
Illusion (Glamer)
Level: Brd 0, Sor/Wiz 0
Components: V, S
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: 10 ft.
Target: One pillow
Duration: 10 minutes/level (D)
Saving Throw: Will negates (object)
Spell Resistance: Yes (object)
You imbue the chosen pillow with an enchanted mouth that suddenly appears and speaks at length about sex. At the time of casting, you decide whether the voice will be male, female, or indistinguishable, which language it will speak (of the languages that you know), and how racy or vulgar the mouth will be (anywhere from perverse smut to intellectual discussions on sexual techniques).
Prevent Nausea
Conjuration (Healing)
Level: Clr 0, Drd 0
Components: V, S
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Touch
Target: Living creature touched
Duration: 10 minutes/level
Saving Throw: None
Spell Resistance: Yes (harmless)
You settle the stomach of the creature touched. Prevent nausea will completely remove any current nausea the subject suffers from, and will ensure that the subject does not become nauseated for the duration of the spell.
Repulsive
Transmutation
Level: Brd 0, Clr 0, Drd 0, Sor/Wiz 0
Components: V, S, M/DF
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Touch
Target: Creature touched
Duration: 30 minutes/level
Saving Throw: Will negates
Spell Resistance: Yes
You wrack the subject with magical energy that blights them with a pimples, greasy hair, and a -1 enhancement penalty to Bluff, Diplomacy, Perform, and Sexual Prowess checks.
Arcane Material Component: A bit of mud or dung.
Sex Toy
Conjuration (Creation)
Level: Sor/Wiz 0
Components: V, S
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)
Effect: One created creature
Duration: 10 minutes/level
Saving Throw: None
Spell Resistance: No
You create a very attractive person of the same race and preferred sex from thin air. The creation (for this is but a magical construct, not a true person) has no equipment or clothing, but has a cheery personality and will strive to do please you with whatever sexual acts you can come up with. The sex toy has a total bonus to Sexual Prowess checks of +4, but doesn't possess any proficiencies, and so can only perform the most basic acts.
When the spell ends or the toy takes a single point of damage, the sex toy vanishes without a trace.
Slap
Evocation [Force]
Level: Sor/Wiz 0
Components: V, S
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./level)
Target: One creature
Duration: Instantaneous
Saving Throw: None
Spell Resistance: Yes
You forcefully slap the target with a magical force. You must succeed at a ranged touch attack, but a successful hit will do 1 point of subdual damage, leave a stinging red mark, and require spellcasters to make a Concentration check in order to cast a spell.
Tweak
Evocation
Level: Brd 0, Sor/Wiz 0
Components: V, S
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)
Target: One creature
Duration: Instantaneous
Saving Throw: None
Spell Resistance: Yes
You playfully squeeze or pinch a soft part of the target's body with a magical force. You must be able to see the body part you wish to target, and any armor or natural armor covering it will prevent the tweak from being felt. Tweak does no damage, but it may cause embarrassment and does require spellcasters to make a Concentration check in order to cast a spell.
Voyeur's Sight
Divination
Level: Brd 0, Sor/Wiz 0
Components: V, S, M
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Touch
Target: Creature touched
Duration: 1 minute/level
Saving Throw: None
Spell Resistance: No
Voyeur's sight allows the subject to concentrate on a creature and see through that creature's clothing and equipment to the naked skin beyond. You cannot see thorough metal of any sort, nor through any magical object, such as a robe of useful items.
Material Component: A small piece of cloth and a small piece of glass.
Wet Dream
Enchantment (Compulsion) [Mind-Affecting]
Level: Brd 0, Sor/Wiz 0
Components: V, M
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)
Target: One living creature
Duration: Special
Saving Throw: Will negates
Spell Resistance: Yes
You speak an arcane word to the target, which he will not understand without a Spellcraft check (DC 15). If the target fails his Will save, he will experience a dream erotic enough to produce an orgasm the next time he falls asleep.
Material Component: A feather tinged with blood.
That's it for now. ::hugs:: to all!
)From now on I'll be accepting new spells as contributions and will maintain a list of them until we can discuss the new ones. I'm updating the spells for the new mechanics and I'd like all of the spells to come through me. Sorn: I've got a font corrected version of them that I will send you when I'm done. Right now everything is in database entries.
So, I don't intend to derail the current pregnacy discussions, but I want to post my progress as I go. Objections?
So, here is the first part. Cantrips:
Arousal
Transmutation
Level: Brd 0, Sor/Wiz 0
Components: V, S, M
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Touch
Target: Creature touched
Duration: 10 minutes +1 minute/level
Saving Throw: Fortitude negates
Spell Resistance: Yes
This spell triggers the physiological sexual response in the affected creature. The target creature gains the aroused status condition for the listed duration. If the character is male, he is erect and ready to penetrate; if female, this means her nipples and clitorises are hardening and her vagina is lubricating.
Arousal affects creatures that reproduce without intercourse (piscines, mind flayers, etc.) as if it were a daze spell.
Material Component: A sprig of mistletoe.
Contraception
Necromancy
Level: Brd 0, Clr 0, Sor/Wiz 0
Components: V, S
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Touch
Target: Creature touched
Duration: Instantaneous
Saving Throw: Fortitude negates (harmless)
Spell Resistance: Yes (harmless)
<<Pending>>
Comeliness
Transmutation
Level: Brd 0, Clr 0, Drd 0, Sor/Wiz 0
Components: V, S, M/DF
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Touch
Target: Creature touched
Duration: 30 minutes/level
Saving Throw: Will negates (harmless)
Spell Resistance: Yes (harmless)
You imbue the subject with magical energy that provides them with a clear complexion and enhances their attractive features. The creature gains a +1 enhancement bonus to Bluff, Diplomacy, Perform, and Sexual Prowess checks.
Arcane Material Component: A bit of powdered rouge.
Delay Orgasm
Abjuration
Level: Brd 0, Sor/Wiz 0
Components: V, S
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)
Target: 1 creature
Duration: 1 minute/level (D)
Saving Throw: Will negates
Spell Resistance: Yes
Delay orgasm prevents a subject from achieving orgasm. Creatures under the effects of this spell who are raised to the climax or ecstatic status condition instead remain in the peaked condition. Any orgasms which should have taken place will occur at the end of the spell's duration. For example, if Lina is affected by a delay orgasm spell and is brought to climax twice during the spell's duration, she will simply remain peaked. However, after the spell is ended, she will spend the next two rounds in climax status.
Detect Disease
Divination
Level: Clr 0, Drd 0, Pal 1, Sor/Wiz 0
Components: V, S
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)
Target or Area: One creature, one object, or a 5-ft. cube
Duration: Instantaneous
Saving Throw: None
Spell Resistance: No
You determine whether a creature, object, or area has contracted or carries a disease. You can determine the exact type of disease with a successful Intelligence check (DC 20). A character with the Heal skill may try a Heal check (DC 20) if the Intelligence check fails, or may try the Heal check prior to the Intelligence check.
Note: The spell can penetrate barriers, but 1 foot of stone, 1 inch of common metal, a thin sheet of lead, or 3 feet of wood or dirt blocks it.
Detect Pregnancy
Divination
Level: Clr 0, Drd 0, Rgr 1
Components: V, S, DF
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)
Target: One living creature
Duration: Instantaneous
Saving Throw: None
Spell Resistance: No
This spell enables you to detect pregnancy in any creature. You can determine the day of conception, stage of pregnancy, estimated day of birth, and gender of the child(ren) with a successful Wisdom check (DC 20).
Note: Marsupials, who are able to get slightly pregnant, will cause the caster to be confused for one round if she fails a Will save (DC 13).
Detect Romantic Interest
Divination
Level: Brd 0, Clr 0
Components: S
Casting Time: 1 round
Range: Touch
Target: Creature touched
Duration: Instantaneous
Saving Throw: Will partial
Spell Resistance: No
This spell enables you to detect the existence of an unspoken love, crush, or romantic interest in any creature. Creatures unwilling to share such information gain a Will saving throw to reveal only the fact that they have a romantic interest. Should the save fail, detect romantic interest also reveals the identity of the subject's crush.
Detect romantic interest never reveals the existence of affections towards the caster.
Embarrassing Wilting
Transmutation
Level: Sor/Wiz 0
Components: S, M
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)
Target: One living male creature
Duration: 10 minutes
Saving Throws: Fortitude negates
Spell Resistance: Yes
If the subject of embarrassing wilting enters the peaked status condition, his penis temporarily "withers" and becomes completely flaccid for the remainder of the spell's duration.
The victim's sexual state is not altered by this spell, nor does it prevent him from being further aroused. It merely renders his penis physically limp and consequently prevents him from using penetrative techniques.
This spell is considered to be a curse for all effects for which it might be relevant.
Material Component: A small piece of thread.
Pillow Talk
Illusion (Glamer)
Level: Brd 0, Sor/Wiz 0
Components: V, S
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: 10 ft.
Target: One pillow
Duration: 10 minutes/level (D)
Saving Throw: Will negates (object)
Spell Resistance: Yes (object)
You imbue the chosen pillow with an enchanted mouth that suddenly appears and speaks at length about sex. At the time of casting, you decide whether the voice will be male, female, or indistinguishable, which language it will speak (of the languages that you know), and how racy or vulgar the mouth will be (anywhere from perverse smut to intellectual discussions on sexual techniques).
Prevent Nausea
Conjuration (Healing)
Level: Clr 0, Drd 0
Components: V, S
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Touch
Target: Living creature touched
Duration: 10 minutes/level
Saving Throw: None
Spell Resistance: Yes (harmless)
You settle the stomach of the creature touched. Prevent nausea will completely remove any current nausea the subject suffers from, and will ensure that the subject does not become nauseated for the duration of the spell.
Repulsive
Transmutation
Level: Brd 0, Clr 0, Drd 0, Sor/Wiz 0
Components: V, S, M/DF
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Touch
Target: Creature touched
Duration: 30 minutes/level
Saving Throw: Will negates
Spell Resistance: Yes
You wrack the subject with magical energy that blights them with a pimples, greasy hair, and a -1 enhancement penalty to Bluff, Diplomacy, Perform, and Sexual Prowess checks.
Arcane Material Component: A bit of mud or dung.
Sex Toy
Conjuration (Creation)
Level: Sor/Wiz 0
Components: V, S
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)
Effect: One created creature
Duration: 10 minutes/level
Saving Throw: None
Spell Resistance: No
You create a very attractive person of the same race and preferred sex from thin air. The creation (for this is but a magical construct, not a true person) has no equipment or clothing, but has a cheery personality and will strive to do please you with whatever sexual acts you can come up with. The sex toy has a total bonus to Sexual Prowess checks of +4, but doesn't possess any proficiencies, and so can only perform the most basic acts.
When the spell ends or the toy takes a single point of damage, the sex toy vanishes without a trace.
Slap
Evocation [Force]
Level: Sor/Wiz 0
Components: V, S
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./level)
Target: One creature
Duration: Instantaneous
Saving Throw: None
Spell Resistance: Yes
You forcefully slap the target with a magical force. You must succeed at a ranged touch attack, but a successful hit will do 1 point of subdual damage, leave a stinging red mark, and require spellcasters to make a Concentration check in order to cast a spell.
Tweak
Evocation
Level: Brd 0, Sor/Wiz 0
Components: V, S
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)
Target: One creature
Duration: Instantaneous
Saving Throw: None
Spell Resistance: Yes
You playfully squeeze or pinch a soft part of the target's body with a magical force. You must be able to see the body part you wish to target, and any armor or natural armor covering it will prevent the tweak from being felt. Tweak does no damage, but it may cause embarrassment and does require spellcasters to make a Concentration check in order to cast a spell.
Voyeur's Sight
Divination
Level: Brd 0, Sor/Wiz 0
Components: V, S, M
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Touch
Target: Creature touched
Duration: 1 minute/level
Saving Throw: None
Spell Resistance: No
Voyeur's sight allows the subject to concentrate on a creature and see through that creature's clothing and equipment to the naked skin beyond. You cannot see thorough metal of any sort, nor through any magical object, such as a robe of useful items.
Material Component: A small piece of cloth and a small piece of glass.
Wet Dream
Enchantment (Compulsion) [Mind-Affecting]
Level: Brd 0, Sor/Wiz 0
Components: V, M
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)
Target: One living creature
Duration: Special
Saving Throw: Will negates
Spell Resistance: Yes
You speak an arcane word to the target, which he will not understand without a Spellcraft check (DC 15). If the target fails his Will save, he will experience a dream erotic enough to produce an orgasm the next time he falls asleep.
Material Component: A feather tinged with blood.
That's it for now. ::hugs:: to all!
Liquid Snake
First Post
VVrayven's Spells
I think some of those spells should be on the Adept's spell list, mostly divinations like "Detect Pregnancy". I figure the "ol'-crazy-toothless-hermit-woman" should be able to help with stuff like that.
I think some of those spells should be on the Adept's spell list, mostly divinations like "Detect Pregnancy". I figure the "ol'-crazy-toothless-hermit-woman" should be able to help with stuff like that.
Loren Pechtel
Explorer
Wrayven, I like your spells. How about some more:
Greater sex toy: Sor/Wiz 1
Range: Close
Duration: 1 hr/level
Save: No
SR: Yes
Instead of simply creating an arbitrary sex toy, it creates a copy of a nearby creature (or the caster). The copy has the stats the target currently (including any buffs & items) has (while the spells on the copy will not end, normal stacking rules apply), all sexual skills (including erotic perform skills) knowledge of the target creature and a +1/level enchantment bonus to sexual prowess. It speaks any languages the target speaks and has the general knowledge of the target. It has no knowledge that the target desires to keep secret.
Any checks required for any non-sexual purpose will automatically fail even if a 1 would succeed.
The toy may be naked, or it may be clothed in illusionary copies of what the target is wearing--these will disappear if any attempt is made to remove them.
The toy is horny and aroused for the entire duration of the spell. Male toys do not lose their erection for any reason.
The toy will act as the caster commands, if undirected it will seek sex with the caster or else anybody around.
(Got a better name for this one?)
Pig: Any 2.
Range: Touch
Save: Special
SR: Yes
Duration: 1 hr/level
Components: None
This spell is inherently quickened, and subject to the normal rules of quickened spells.
The target is polymorphed (as per polymorph other) into an ordinary pig for the duration.
The spell may only be cast on a creature which is touching the caster in an inappropriate fashion. The save:
If the creature doing the touching knows the touch is inappropriate, he gets no save.
If the touch is appropriate by the standards of the creature doing the touching but not by the standards of the caster's culture then the target gets a normal save.
If the touch is actually appropriate by the caster's culture but not to the caster, if the touch was inadvertent or if the toucher was acting to aid the caster (ie, removing a dangerous bug etc.) then the target saves on a 2 or better.
Finally, if the casting is completely unjustified the spell has no effect.
Greater sex toy: Sor/Wiz 1
Range: Close
Duration: 1 hr/level
Save: No
SR: Yes
Instead of simply creating an arbitrary sex toy, it creates a copy of a nearby creature (or the caster). The copy has the stats the target currently (including any buffs & items) has (while the spells on the copy will not end, normal stacking rules apply), all sexual skills (including erotic perform skills) knowledge of the target creature and a +1/level enchantment bonus to sexual prowess. It speaks any languages the target speaks and has the general knowledge of the target. It has no knowledge that the target desires to keep secret.
Any checks required for any non-sexual purpose will automatically fail even if a 1 would succeed.
The toy may be naked, or it may be clothed in illusionary copies of what the target is wearing--these will disappear if any attempt is made to remove them.
The toy is horny and aroused for the entire duration of the spell. Male toys do not lose their erection for any reason.
The toy will act as the caster commands, if undirected it will seek sex with the caster or else anybody around.
(Got a better name for this one?)
Pig: Any 2.
Range: Touch
Save: Special
SR: Yes
Duration: 1 hr/level
Components: None
This spell is inherently quickened, and subject to the normal rules of quickened spells.
The target is polymorphed (as per polymorph other) into an ordinary pig for the duration.
The spell may only be cast on a creature which is touching the caster in an inappropriate fashion. The save:
If the creature doing the touching knows the touch is inappropriate, he gets no save.
If the touch is appropriate by the standards of the creature doing the touching but not by the standards of the caster's culture then the target gets a normal save.
If the touch is actually appropriate by the caster's culture but not to the caster, if the touch was inadvertent or if the toucher was acting to aid the caster (ie, removing a dangerous bug etc.) then the target saves on a 2 or better.
Finally, if the casting is completely unjustified the spell has no effect.
Alzrius
The EN World kitten
VVrayven said:Hiya guys. Okay, before I get tackled (heh) for bringing up something off key topic, let me explain. The spells are going to take a bit of doing and we need more of them. I have taken on the task of becoming Mistress of Spells. Unless someone wants to challenge me to single combat for the role (and I warn you, I can be vicious!
Hmm, I'm considering it. You had plenty of time to make this spell list, since these spells have been over on the Online Guide's spell section for a while now.
That said, I just wanted to offer my critiques and opinions before I go on to post a few spells of my own.
Like Liquid Snake said, some of these should take the Adept NPC class into account. This would be a good one for that.
Despite the recent amount of discussion, I think the flavor text and description given over in the Online Guide remain perfect here. It should, using the game's internal consistency, only take enough negative energy that this spell would be a cantrip. I would add Adept to the spell list here though.
I wrote a Detect Disease spell for the EN World Player's Journal issue 2 that was pretty much exactly the same as this. Great minds.
This one seems like it should be an Adept spell also.The marsupials note seems a tad bit too specific. Rather, I'd say that this should be broadened to talk about any creature with differing ways of giving birth. Heavens help you if you try and use this spell on a Grand Old Master neogi, for example. This one should probably also be an Adept spell.
I'm sure there is a reason for why the spell doesn't reveal when the caster is the crush, but would you say what that is? That restriction seems odd here.
It probably isn't necessary that badly, but a note that female creatures and creatures with no phallus are unaffected by this spell. This one should also probably be an Adept spell.
This seems a bit much for a cantrip. It's bringing an entire physical creature into existance for a relatively lengthy duration, and they have a rather hefty natural bonus to Prowess checks. You should probably mention the other limitations of this magical construct...can it speak? Fetch objects? Fight?
You should list the DC of the Concentration check here. Considering that this actually inflicts damage, the DC would be 10 (base) + 1 (damage this spell inflicts) + spell level (the spell that the injured spellcaster is trying to cast).
Again, I think you should list the Concentration DC here. Since this one doesn't inflict damage, it should be calculated differently. Distracting but non-damaging spells have their save DC (or what it would be) + spell level for a concentration DC. So the DC here is (0 + key ability modifier) + (level of spell the victim is casting).
You might want to add in a note that this spell works in an "all or nothing" manner. The spell won't let you see past only the clothes that you want to - you either see the person normally, or completely without clothes (the clothes that it can't penetrate, metal and magic, remain then). Likewise, this spell won't let you see what's in someone's pocket by looking through the fabric, since that's only partial "x-ray vision".
Whew! Now, all that said, I had a few ideas myself. Note that not all of these are cantrips.
Burning Loins
Transmutation
Level: Adp 0, Clr 0, Sor/Wiz 0
Component: V, S, M
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)
Target: One living creature
Duration: 10 minutes/level
Saving Throw: Fort negates
Spell Resistance: Yes
This spell creates a mildly painful burning sensation in the target creature's loins when they become physically aroused. When the target creature is in a state of Aroused or higher, they take 1 point of subdual damage per round, and a -1 circumstance penalty to Sexual Prowess checks.
This spell is considered to be a curse for all effects for which it might be relevant.
Material Component: Ashes from a burnt twig.
Flavorful
Illusion (Glamer)
Level: Brd 0, Clr 0, Rgr 0, Sor/Wiz 0
Component: V, S, M
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Touch
Target: Creature touched
Duration: 1 minute/level
Saving Throw: None
Spell Resistance: Yes
This spell causes the target creature's body fluids to become sweet and delicious like candy in terms of taste and smell. Creatures using any of the Oral proficiencies of the Sexual Prowess skill on the target creature gain a +1 bonus to their Sexual Prowess checks.
Material Component: Either a beeswax candle or a small jar of honey.
Premature Orgasm
Transmutation
Level: Sor/Wiz 1
Component: V, S, M
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)
Target: One living creature
Duration: see text
Saving Throw: None
Spell Resistance: Yes
Casting this spell on a target creature causes them to immediately have an orgasm the next time they become physically aroused. The length of time between the casting of this spell and when the target next becomes Aroused can be any length of time. Males immediately go into Recovery after this (see Chapter 4: Congress). No gratification points are gained for the orgasm brought on by this spell (see Chapter 4: Congress).
This spell may be detected on the target creature before it is triggered and dispelled as normal.
Material Component: Any cream-filled pastry, which the caster squeezes during the casting of this spell.
Raging Desire
Enchantment [Mind-Affecting]
Level: Brd 3, Sor/Wiz 3
Components: V, S
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level)
Target: One living creature
Duration: 1 round/level
Saving Throw: Will negates
Spell Resistance: Yes
Casting this spell on a creature makes it subconsciously equate battle-lust with sexual lust. While affected by this spell, the creature must make a Will save (DC 13 + ability modifier) every round while in combat, with a cumulative -1 circumstance penalty for every additional combat round that passes, or become both Aroused and Horny. The usual conditions for performing non-sexual actions while in these states still apply (see Chapter 4: Congress). The target creature does not automatically lose these conditions when the spell ends; these conditions are resolved normally.
A creature under this spell reacts more favorably to combat-similar foreplay; DSM profiencies of the Sexual Prowess skill used against the target creature gain a +2 bonus.
Note that while this spell arouses a creature during battle, it will not drive them to force themselves on another creature during combat where they normally wouldn't be inclined to do so.
Unattainable Orgasm
Transmutation
Level: Adp 4, Sor/Wiz 4
Component: V, S
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level)
Target: One living creature
Duration: 1 day/level (D)
Saving Throw: Fort negates
Spell Resistance: Yes
The victim of this spell is unable to come to a sexual release. Prowess checks that would cause the creature to become Climaxed or Ecstatic instead leave the creature Peaked. Spells of 4th level or lower that induce orgasm simply fail, though higher-level spells take effect normally, ending this spell immediately. Orgasms are supressed by this spell, not suspended; when the spell ends, the target creature does not immediately undergo the orgasms this spell denied them.
This spell is considered to be a curse for all effects for which it might be relevant.
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Xeriar
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Sorn said:
Satyrs and Maenads are revelers (more individual that hordes of Bacchae or whatever...) - they dance and seduce and are none too timid as a race.
IMO not much needs to be said, except perhaps to say that female satyrs are often called Maenads.
I've always thought of Nymphs as being something else. Every (heterosexual) man's desire, sure, but Satyrs are not the same for women (err, most women, I hope...).
But if they are going to have a masculine counterpart, it would be something different. It could likely be some sort of attractive man who has mood swings to perfectly complement a woman's monthly cycle, for example...
