Thanks for the spells, VVrayven and Alzrius, I'll look over them presently. Try not to infight too much - if we tackle each spell level as a group, proposing a set of our own or those already posted when they come to us, the yask will be much easier.
Oh, and why you'd want to be a Mistress, Alzrius, I can only speculate. There are plenty of titles to go around - Master of Spells would be more fitting, I guess. Bags on Grand Vizier of spells!
We must, however, bear in mind that however fun it is to come up with reams of variously useful and humourous spells, we should be conservative regarding those we put in and the classes with access to them - we don't want to double any spell lists! I would recommend keeping the 'functional' spells that are good only for sexual actions to a small proportion, encouraging those that also have a non-sexual (inc. combat) application and those that are quietly witty. However, I doubt we have space for purely 'gag' spells.
Right, I'll drop my sense of humour and get down to the nitty-gritty.
*dons critic glasses*
Spells from the Mistress:
Arousal: Good, functional spell. I would propose 'arousing hands' (below) as a possible alternative.
Contraception: I still hold to the 'barren land' version. Bah, humbug. Add adept, remove sor/wiz.
Comeliness: Nice idea; useful, and well balanced. You may want to add a Will save to realise that the augmentation is magical (negate bonuses). Drop cleric.
Delay Orgasm: Useful, but a little flavourless.
Detect Disease: Good, useful and balanced. Keep! Possibly a 1st level spell - what do the rest of you think?
Detect Pregnancy: May give too much detail for a 0th-level; I would allow a Heal check in addition to Wisdom. I concur with Alzrius's comments. Add adept.
Detect Romantic Interest: Too subjective (hidden love?), and too powerful in some campaigns for 0th level. What happens if there are multiple interests?
Embarrassing Wilting: Remove duration, state that he goes into Recovery instead. Add adept.
Pillow Talk: A bit of a gag spell? What application would it have?
Prevent Nausea: Quite good, but possibly of too much of a niche application. Clerics would be unlikely to prepare it (due to short duration).
Repulsion: Replace title with 'unsightliness', 'repulsiveness' or 'ugliness' add clause to state it dispels comeliness. Again, drop cleric.
Sex Toy: Consider changing title. Replace 'total bonus of +4' with 'Charisma of 14 (+2 bonus)' and 'no skills'. Remove 'unable to perform...'. Alzrius's comments are valid here. Consider making it a first level spell, with a 'Charisma bonus equal to caster level (maximum +5)' but no skills, feats, etc. Should not have the ability to make conversation (but can groan) or do anything but sexual activities. You could call it a fragment of the caster's libido given form.
Slap: Good, and likely to be popular. Keep!
Tweak: Remove necessity of seeing anatomy - implies it could only be used when target is indecently exposed. Add clause of 'blushing likely'. Concentration check would be DC 10 + spell level.
Voyeur's Sight: Maybe too niche? Possibly add that it cannot pierce illusions, but offers a +10 enhancement bonus to Spot checks made to realise a person is Disguised.
Wet Dream: A bit pointless. I'd either give it a game effect and add spell levels, or drop.
Spells from Loren:
Greater sex toy: Very iffy. The clause of failing to do any non-sexual checks is an awkward way of doing things, and the spell is a obtuse way of achieving the effect. We should cap prowess bonuses to level, +5 per spell level (like with healing spells).
Pig: Hmmm.... okay, but PCs would be irritated if they could be polymorphed by touchy (not intended) 3rd-level spellcasters. Reverse: 'Prig'.
Spells from the Master:
Byrning loins: Unsure when it would be used. Neat name, though.
Flavourful: Very cantrip-y. Keep! Remove cleric.
Premature orgasm: I'd say it were too powerful. Detecting and dispelling isn't too easy, and the opportunity to automatically screw up a character's next sexual act lies above 1st level. Jump up the spell level, and make it permanent (D), requiring a Fort save every time the character becomes Aroused to avoid premature orgasm. Add adept.
Raging Lust: Interesting. Good idea, but the effect and spell text could do with reworking.
Unattainable orgasm: Perhaps make it mirror premature orgasm, and state that they dispel each other.
*removes glasses, rubs nose*
That pretty much sums it up. Oh, and Xeriar, nymphs do not embody men's desire, but rather femininity. Just as women may not like satyrs because they are 'too' masculine, so might a nymph be beyond some men's tastes. Yes, maenads do exist in some literature, but there is no mention of them in D&D and there is no need to add them. Besides, it would mean working out something else for how nymphs breed.
Cheers,
DbS