ryryguy
First Post
I made BOOM! Tondrek interjects, pointing the the flour residue left over from his arcane shenanigans.
Roswyn briefly shoots a disapproving glare at Tondrek. But when she takes in his simple half-orc face, free of any guile, her glare melts. She gives him a quick smile and a small nod before turning back to the guards.
The guards listen the stories of Tamarand and Roswyn. "Well, I don't like you doing my job for me. What is done is done though. We ain't gonna just let you off though. When word gets around that this happened in our area, if ain't gonna be pretty. You got more than words to persuade us?"
Roswyn nods. "Oh yes, sergeant, I understand completely. When word gets around... of course you can clarify things in your official report. Your response time here was excellent, this all happened so fast, but you still got here very quickly and gained control over the situation immediately, we'd all vouch for that! But making that clear in your report could be tricky..."
OOC: Bluff (1d20+11=31) ("Critical"! Woot!) Roswyn's eyes widen, and she puts a knuckle to her mouth, as if she's just realized something. "Oh! Yes, you're probably thinking about what happened to that guard captain in Stormhold last month, aren't you? From what I heard his squad did a fine job breaking up that burglary ring, a fine job, but the captain didn't pay too much attention to the reports he filed, his records of informant contacts were sloppy and out of date, and someone in the Watch HQ who had it out for him made it seem like he'd been letting the ring operate freely for months, and only cracked down when they cut back his take? And then when the complete audit turned up that he'd been padding his duty rosters, with a cousin who actually lives in Aundair drawing pay... It's really hard to slip that kind of thing by these days, ever since the HQ started taking on Sivis consultants..." The gnome's cheeks flush slightly, and she looks down at the ground. "Well, I'm sure they could have done worse to that captain than assign him to night patrol in Malleon's Gate - right?"
She looks up and coughs. "So I can sympathize with your concerns... without properly written and filed reports, people could easily get the wrong idea about what happened here. That could be unfortunate... for all of us. But you know, I'm really good with paperwork - it's my job! Maybe I could help you out with that, make sure everything is tidied up good and proper? Save you a little time too, so you can stay out on the street and concentrate on real police work..."
Rohna leans over to the ear of their negotiator whispering. "Hows about we split the salvaged armor, weapons, cart and horses here of these ex gang members. Could be a tidy little side profit to a guardsmen salary with the proper fence?"
Roswyn winks at the goliath, thinking, Hmmm, not bad... maybe she's not as much of a hick as she seems?
She continues addressing the guardsman. "In fact, I can see you're going to have your hands full cleaning up here, and making sure that these criminals... and their armor... and weapons... and horses... and cart are properly... disposed of. I'd be happy to help you with all the accounting paperwork for that, as well. In fact, I'd be happy to stop by your station house a couple of nights this week and finish up all your paperwork - on an informal basis, completely free of charge, of course!"
Her spiel delivered, the gnome looks up at the guard sergeant hopefully, waiting for his response.