Iron Sky
Procedurally Generated
Sir Exsixten turns to Cyr, his voice dropping half-an-octave with no discernible decrease in volume. OF COURSE GOOD CITIZEN, SIR EXSIXTEN EXISTS BUT TO SERVE AND PROTECT AND UTTERLY CRUSH THE EVILS THAT STOMP AROUND FLATTENING THE SCURRYING BUGS OF PEACE AND PROSPERITY UNDER THE IRON HEEL OF MURDER AND OPPRESSION. AND IF MORE FLIGHTLESS WATER DRAGONS BE ABOUT, FEAR NOT! THEY WILL CRASH UPON THE WALL OF SIR EXSIXTEN LIKE DEMONS TEARING AT THE MURDEROUS EDGES OF REALITY, BUT FAILING.
He turns to Jezebel. EXCELLENT! SIR EXSIXTEN AND THE CITIZENS OF JUSTICE - ALWAYS USEFUL TO HAVE A DESCRIPTOR FOR YOUR BAND OF GALLANT HEROES SHOULD A PRE-BATTLE MONOLOGUE BE REQUISITE. AND, THOUGH THERE BE NO TREES OF AWESOME IN THIS DAUNTON OF JUSTICE, PERHAPS THERE WERE SOME BUSHES OF BEAUTY? GRASS OF GREATNESS? A SHRUB OF SPECTACULARITY?
Sir Exsixten places his axe on his back and strikes a dramatic pose, adjusting his position several times for optimal back-lighting from the fires. THEY MAY LOOK A MITE SHABBY, BUT THESE CITIZENS WILL MAKE EXCELLENT SIDE-KICKS FOR; THE ADVENTURES OF SIR EXSIXTEN AND THE CITIZENS OF JUSTICE[FONT=verdana, arial]™, THE RESPLENDENT SIR EXSIXTEN THOUGHT, STRIKING A HEROIC AND HANDSOME POSE.
[sblock=Healing]Sir Exsixten spends a surge to top himself off.[/sblock]
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He turns to Jezebel. EXCELLENT! SIR EXSIXTEN AND THE CITIZENS OF JUSTICE - ALWAYS USEFUL TO HAVE A DESCRIPTOR FOR YOUR BAND OF GALLANT HEROES SHOULD A PRE-BATTLE MONOLOGUE BE REQUISITE. AND, THOUGH THERE BE NO TREES OF AWESOME IN THIS DAUNTON OF JUSTICE, PERHAPS THERE WERE SOME BUSHES OF BEAUTY? GRASS OF GREATNESS? A SHRUB OF SPECTACULARITY?
Sir Exsixten places his axe on his back and strikes a dramatic pose, adjusting his position several times for optimal back-lighting from the fires. THEY MAY LOOK A MITE SHABBY, BUT THESE CITIZENS WILL MAKE EXCELLENT SIDE-KICKS FOR; THE ADVENTURES OF SIR EXSIXTEN AND THE CITIZENS OF JUSTICE[FONT=verdana, arial]™, THE RESPLENDENT SIR EXSIXTEN THOUGHT, STRIKING A HEROIC AND HANDSOME POSE.
[sblock=Healing]Sir Exsixten spends a surge to top himself off.[/sblock]
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