Iron Sky
Procedurally Generated
Sir Exsixten halts then slowly swivels to face the cave. He stands for a moment in the darkness then wades back.
I HAVE A BETTER PLAN, CITIZENS OF JUSTICE. WE WILL HOLD UP HERE, MAKE HIM BELIEVE WE ARE NOT WISE TO HIS FOUL TRICKS THEN SURPRISE HIM IN THE MORNING!
There is a few minutes' pause as Sir Exsixten settles in at the mouth of the cave, on watch. Then he leans in and booms out:
REST WELL MEATBAGS! MAY SLEEP FIND YOU QUICKLY.
Five minutes pass.
CITIZENS! LET YOUR DREAMS BE UNTROUBLED KNOWING THAT SIR EXSIXTEN GUARDS YOUR PRONE FLESH SACKS.
A few more minutes pass.
BLESSED REST BE UPON YOU AND BE ASSURED, ANYTHING THAT SLIPS PAST MY WATCHFUL GAZE AND MURDERS YOU IN THE NIGHT WILL NOT LIVE LONG! REVENGE WILL BE HAD!
After that, he seems to have finally run out of things to say, though he seems to be mumbling his "internal dialogue" to himself most of the night.
SIR EXSIXTEN STANDS, ALERT, WATCHFUL, ON GUARD FOR ANYTHING. HE HEARS A NOISE IN THE SWAMP. VIGILANTLY, HE PEERS INTO THE ENCLOSING DARKNESS, READY FOR ANYTHING. SECONDS PASS... AND MORE SECONDS... AND MORE... <ETC>
[sblock=OOC]Sir Exsixten will be on watch all night, since he only needs 4 hours of inactivity for an extended rest and he's aware during that time. His passive perception is marginal(12), but better than nothing.[/sblock]
I HAVE A BETTER PLAN, CITIZENS OF JUSTICE. WE WILL HOLD UP HERE, MAKE HIM BELIEVE WE ARE NOT WISE TO HIS FOUL TRICKS THEN SURPRISE HIM IN THE MORNING!
There is a few minutes' pause as Sir Exsixten settles in at the mouth of the cave, on watch. Then he leans in and booms out:
REST WELL MEATBAGS! MAY SLEEP FIND YOU QUICKLY.
Five minutes pass.
CITIZENS! LET YOUR DREAMS BE UNTROUBLED KNOWING THAT SIR EXSIXTEN GUARDS YOUR PRONE FLESH SACKS.
A few more minutes pass.
BLESSED REST BE UPON YOU AND BE ASSURED, ANYTHING THAT SLIPS PAST MY WATCHFUL GAZE AND MURDERS YOU IN THE NIGHT WILL NOT LIVE LONG! REVENGE WILL BE HAD!
After that, he seems to have finally run out of things to say, though he seems to be mumbling his "internal dialogue" to himself most of the night.
SIR EXSIXTEN STANDS, ALERT, WATCHFUL, ON GUARD FOR ANYTHING. HE HEARS A NOISE IN THE SWAMP. VIGILANTLY, HE PEERS INTO THE ENCLOSING DARKNESS, READY FOR ANYTHING. SECONDS PASS... AND MORE SECONDS... AND MORE... <ETC>
[sblock=OOC]Sir Exsixten will be on watch all night, since he only needs 4 hours of inactivity for an extended rest and he's aware during that time. His passive perception is marginal(12), but better than nothing.[/sblock]
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