Against the Shadows VII - A Faded Glory Story Hour (Re-Updated - 5/17)

[Lela]

Liver.... Hannibal Lector... Rose flambee....

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present: Darklone.

 

[Dougal DeKree]

Hey Old One!

Still with us? If only there was an update i wouldn't fear you are hindered by the speedBUMPs of life...

Dougal

 

[Darklone]

Hmm. I want pictures of Old One playing in Piratecats group with Wulf Ratbane throwing this blue goo stuff at him.

humpybumpy.

 

[Dougal DeKree]

Oh, i just reread the part where Lela told Darklone to cook himself a gnome. Gladly this didn't happen. Anyway, there wouldn't be enough flesh on a gnome for him...maybe a roasted Litorian would be better, hmm?

Apart from that this is a badly disguised bump...

Dougal

 

[Old One]

Sorry about the slacking...

Greetings Gang!

Thanks for the gratuitous bumps...

I have been busy helping another EN Worlder with a bit of editing on a top-secret project...so my poor SH is suffering. I hope to have the update up prior to departing on a business trip tomorrow night.

Hang in there !

~ Old One

 

[Lela]

I hope Destan is making the most use of your help Old One. Enjoy your trip.

Dougal, I don't know if you've ever tried eating Litorian. It's naturally salty and a bit tougher than other meats. Which would be great if it didn't tend to be, well, extremely spicy. And by that I mean hot spices. It's like biting into pure jalapano peppers and sucking out the contents quickly.

Which, incidently, makes them a great treat for fire based lifeforms. Dramojg (sp?) found them especially tasty I think. In fact, some Mojg try to emulate this aspect of their dragon-like former rulers. But never without bread, milk, and a minor cold spell handy.

Interestingly, this hasn't cought on among mainstream Mojg (as much as there are mainstream Mojg). Likely this is due to the Litorian race's tendency to avenge the deaths of their fellows. Most Mojg who try it out seem to die very grewsome and bloody deaths.

 

[Darklone]

Lithorians are fast food. Eat fast or you're food.

 

[Dougal DeKree]

Dougal, I don't know if you've ever tried eating Litorian. It's naturally salty and a bit tougher than other meats. Which would be great if it didn't tend to be, well, extremely spicy. And by that I mean hot spices. It's like biting into pure jalapano peppers and sucking out the contents quickly.

Ah, Lela, come to think of it, i am a big fan of Jalapano peppers and hot indian food. I even made the effort to order a bottle of "Dave's Insanity Sauce" from New Orleans to heaten up things here in (c)old germany.

As of now, i didn't roast Darklone's Litorian, since he is a hawk totem warrior. And i simply dn't like hawk. Most say it tastes like chicken, but i think there is some other taste with it. And those runes he has on his skin really colour your teeth in strange ways.

On the other hand, giant would be a nice meaty snack, if they wouldn't be so heavy on your stomach. Especially those wielding Mauls...

Which, incidently, makes them a great treat for fire based lifeforms. Dramojg (sp?) found them especially tasty I think. In fact, some Mojg try to emulate this aspect of their dragon-like former rulers. But never without bread, milk, and a minor cold spell handy.

Ahh, now i see why Mojh have flamebreath! hmhmmm...

Interestingly, this hasn't cought on among mainstream Mojg (as much as there are mainstream Mojg). Likely this is due to the Litorian race's tendency to avenge the deaths of their fellows. Most Mojg who try it out seem to die very grewsome and bloody deaths.

Tehee, i would like to see the Litorian magister who tries to identify the bad bad litorian-eating mojh by using object loresight multiple times on the refuse the mojh left after his dinner

Lithorians are fast food. Eat fast or you're food.

...and i thought they were fleet of foot and thus fast food.

 

[Lela]

Tehee, i would like to see the Litorian magister who tries to identify the bad bad litorian-eating mojh by using object loresight multiple times on the refuse the mojh left after his dinner

That's one of the great things about AU. The spells aren't designed to do one thing and one thing only. You can use them in so many different ways. Hygiene has taken the place of Reincarnate as favorite group spell among my players. Especially after that little foray into the sewers. The spells, like the rest of the book, do a supreme job of keeping you from being boxed in. And I thought 3rd edition was freeing!

...and i thought they were fleet of foot and thus fast food.

Heh, probably both. Just remember that the soles of a Litorian's feet are the hottest part. This may or may not have something to do with that but, consider this a warning. Litorian's aren't cannibals for many reasons. But one of the major ones is that eating a Litorian can tend to make your hair fall out.


By the way, Old one, if you want us to go all silent be sure to let us know. Seems there's a movement going on in other parts of the forum to cut down on bumping and other such things. Let us know if you want us to go that route.

 

[Lela]

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