Hey, buddy. Threaten Tortoise threaten the entire party.
[Licks lips and nervously waits for Old One’s lightning to strike. Savoring momentary survival, Quintus foolishly continues with his tirade.]
I missed the last session and Old One halved my xp. I am horrified by his choice to punish my responsible decision to provide loving care for my sick wife and innocent children. I am deeply concerned that prolonged exposure to the Table of Elemental Evil is warping his immortal soul.
The Shovels of Glyndyn’s plans for this weekend will leave his pitiful Table in a smoldering pile.
Corey