Vraille Darkfang
First Post
Ok,
I've been sick for a week; hopped up on various cold medicines so my brain isn't working too good right now.
Basically I need help.
I need to put Amber in her place. I really, really, really am getting to dislike Amber a whole heck of a lot.
Not that I've ever met Amber. I don't even know if that is her real name (in fact, I'd guess not). I'd only have a 50-50 shot of picking her out a Line up of 2 (Unless the 2nd person was Richard Simmons).
But, I can tell you a few things about her.
1. She lives in the Columbus, Ohio area code.
2. She gives a lot of Guys her Cell Number...
Wait.
2. She gives a LOT of Guys her Fake Cell Number.
3. Guess whose Phone Number just happens to be the Exact Same one as her Fake Number?
If I get one more creepy, sleazy guy asking "Uh, is Amber there? I was wondering what she's doing tonight." I will...
Take enough Ny-Quil to sleep the entier night, barring a Tornado or Richard Simmons Running Naked through my house.
When I'm finally well again....
Columbus is 4 Freakin's States away.
Not ony am I getting Phone Calls from guys desperate for a booty call, I'm only getting those too stupid to realize the number is from 800 Miles away.
THe next time I jump up at 2 in the morning worried about what family crises is on folding to hear some drunk SOB talking about how Bleep he is and why don't Amber come over & Bleep with him....
Action is called for.
And I've got nothin'
The best I've come up with is "Yeah. Andrew's here. Oh, Amber. sure He's-... She's right here. Just a minute. (Calling into distance). Andrew, your boyfriends on the phone"
Despite the degree on inebriation often exhibited, this just ain't m best work.
See?
Nothing.
I need a list of witty comeback to feed to these Desperate, Gullible, Morons who keep calling.
Preferabbly ones that'll come in handy if the ever come face-to-face with Amber again.
And, when trying to think of sources of Devious, Snarky, Back-stabbing, Slanderous Ideas....
I realized I don't know nearly enough DM's.
So too the Multitude of ENWolrd:
Give me thine Ideas!
I'll check in the morning. RIght now I'm going to take enough Cold Medicine that Barney & Micheal Bolton sound really good. (Esp when Barney eats Michael around 3 AM or so)
I've been sick for a week; hopped up on various cold medicines so my brain isn't working too good right now.
Basically I need help.
I need to put Amber in her place. I really, really, really am getting to dislike Amber a whole heck of a lot.
Not that I've ever met Amber. I don't even know if that is her real name (in fact, I'd guess not). I'd only have a 50-50 shot of picking her out a Line up of 2 (Unless the 2nd person was Richard Simmons).
But, I can tell you a few things about her.
1. She lives in the Columbus, Ohio area code.
2. She gives a lot of Guys her Cell Number...
Wait.
2. She gives a LOT of Guys her Fake Cell Number.
3. Guess whose Phone Number just happens to be the Exact Same one as her Fake Number?
If I get one more creepy, sleazy guy asking "Uh, is Amber there? I was wondering what she's doing tonight." I will...
Take enough Ny-Quil to sleep the entier night, barring a Tornado or Richard Simmons Running Naked through my house.
When I'm finally well again....
Columbus is 4 Freakin's States away.
Not ony am I getting Phone Calls from guys desperate for a booty call, I'm only getting those too stupid to realize the number is from 800 Miles away.
THe next time I jump up at 2 in the morning worried about what family crises is on folding to hear some drunk SOB talking about how Bleep he is and why don't Amber come over & Bleep with him....
Action is called for.
And I've got nothin'
The best I've come up with is "Yeah. Andrew's here. Oh, Amber. sure He's-... She's right here. Just a minute. (Calling into distance). Andrew, your boyfriends on the phone"
Despite the degree on inebriation often exhibited, this just ain't m best work.
See?
Nothing.
I need a list of witty comeback to feed to these Desperate, Gullible, Morons who keep calling.
Preferabbly ones that'll come in handy if the ever come face-to-face with Amber again.
And, when trying to think of sources of Devious, Snarky, Back-stabbing, Slanderous Ideas....
I realized I don't know nearly enough DM's.
So too the Multitude of ENWolrd:
Give me thine Ideas!
I'll check in the morning. RIght now I'm going to take enough Cold Medicine that Barney & Micheal Bolton sound really good. (Esp when Barney eats Michael around 3 AM or so)