Amazing: Bigfoot UFO Discovered in Quest to Find Ghost of Cryptozoic Chupacabra

[Umbran]

And if this Minnellicore is indeed able to fly via some form of perpendicular "transport telekinesis," or god-like "anti-gravity whatchamacallit" (or as some other ancient History theorists theorize a pair of Giant dragon like bat-wings), or as the ancient Greeks would say, a "Chariot of the gods," is she indeed not most likely a gargantuan landing pad for Bigfeet UFOs from the Hollowist parts of our very own Earth?

Nonono. The mode of transport for the Minnellicore is well-known. Rather then from the Hollow Earth, she came to Earth a long, long time ago, from a galaxy far, far away, in a transport referred to as the Minnellian Falcon.

Resemblance of this to certain popular movie tropes can be blamed on the collective unconscious race memory of the dreadful arrival of the Minnellicore. Various hairy humanoids in these popular media presentations are merely an echo of the arrival of the Bigfoots, bound in a state of slavery, upon the Minnellian Falcon.

 

[Jack7]

Nonono. The mode of transport for the Minnellicore is well-known. Rather then from the Hollow Earth, she came to Earth a long, long time ago, from a galaxy far, far away, in a transport referred to as the Minnellian Falcon.

Resemblance of this to certain popular movie tropes can be blamed on the collective unconscious race memory of the dreadful arrival of the Minnellicore. Various hairy humanoids in these popular media presentations are merely an echo of the arrival of the Bigfoots, bound in a state of slavery, upon the Minnellian Falcon.

I'm not sure if it's entirely true Umbran, what you say, but you make a great historical argument. And your evidence is spot-on and hard to disagree with.

 

[Jack7]

In a strange twist of fate just three days ago I was partially attacked by a Ghost Bigfoot who had the hands, feet, and probably the hind-quarters of a UFO. (I can't be sure about the last part because I only saw him in profile. Maybe I just caught him answering the call of nature.)

He had a Loch Nestle's Monster for a pet that he called Dinocrocamegathon 2000.

I was just minding my own business, Noodling in the Tuscaloosa when all of a sudden this Ghost Bigfoot loomed up out of the La Brea tarpit and partially attacked. I don't think he likes the commercials where he's being teased and must have mistook my catfish for an insult. It was a big catfish, so I kinda understand.

Anyways, I escaped pretty easy before the whole thing started, but only because he was a pipe smoker.

As he was hovering in the other direction I heard him shout out, "Acabwehc!!!" Then he began to blink to the tune of Chopsticks and the last I saw he was doing Crazy Ivans in the upper atmosphere.

That's what made me think that Umbran is onto something. Something big and furry.

I didn't really wanna mention this in public for fear of being called mildly unorthodox, but people oughtta know...