Ambiguously Gendered Return of 'What is the Hivemind?'

[Knight Otu]

There;s a whole world out there outside the Hivemind..... ready to be conquored.

Indeed.

 

[Rystil Arden]

Heh, you knocked out Scun while I wasn't looking. You might still have the chance to become the first meany-killer DM.

Its not myyyyyy fault. I playtested and determined that 2 gray renders, 10 level 2 hobgoblin fighters, and 6 level 2 barbarian orcs were a balanced encounter for 5 level 1 characters, 2 level 2 characters, and 1 level 3 barbarian. (assuming the hobgoblins helped fight the other enemies--but not expecting the PCs to send in a human girl from their party to get one of the renders to help though)

 

[Aeson]

There;s a whole world out there outside the Hivemind.....it is fresh, beautiful and ready to be conquored.

I'm scared Mr. Crothian what if they don't like me?

 

[Knight Otu]

Its not myyyyyy fault.

That's what they all say.

 

[Rystil Arden]

That's what they all say.

Meh, it was pretty easy for the *danger* spot on my random encounter table. I try to throw in one or two really dangerous encounters to my tables. Sometimes they are much worse than this. Why? Because the world and its dungeons are not built by people who are reading the CR charts

I still remember the 1st-level party:

"But dude, he said there were fumes coming from the cave."

"Yeah, but we're first level, so its gotta just be a Wyrmling Green. We can take it."

 

[Crothian]

I'm scared Mr. Crothian what if they don't like me?

My first response should be "What makes you think we like you?" but that might be seen as a little rude so I'll just go with the fallback message of:

You worry too much, just get out there and do your thing!!

 

[Lady_Acoma]

I was starting to get worried. No hivemind and no bump thread. Lady A's gonna by snippy.

What the heck?!?! I can't bump and there is only one page of Hivemind! Something horrible has happened in the world!! We must restore order immediately.

And I watching you Oozebag, I'm watching.
*shakes her old lady cane in the air threateningly*

 

[Crothian]

And I watching you Oozebag, I'm watching.
*shakes her old lady cane in the air threateningly*

That explains the face in the window.....

 

[Knight Otu]

That explains the face in the window.....

Is the window melting?

 

[Aeson]

What the heck?!?! I can't bump and there is only one page of Hivemind! Something horrible has happened in the world!! We must restore order immediately.

And I watching you Oozebag, I'm watching.
*shakes her old lady cane in the air threateningly*

I warned you all. Now feel her wrath.