An easy apocalypse....

[Ukyo the undead]

The bad thing about the falling log apocalipse is that if your target have DR 1/+1 or better, you would need a lot of magical logs.

Since a object, to be enchanted, have to be a masterwork one, I think it will be hard to get a lot of logs if it cost 300gp each.

 

[Zappo]

The bad thing about the falling log apocalipse is that if your target have DR 1/+1 or better, you would need a lot of magical logs.

Not really. Each log deals 20d6 damage, or 70 damage on average. Unless you have DR 70/something, it won't save you. Hell, even 80/something won't save you, with that number of logs certainly enough of them will deal substantially above-average damage and squash the target anyway.

 

[Landak]

er, the anti hydrogen one is good, as you just want some good ol' cheap hydrogen, just with the added bonus of all the particles *Electron, nucleon, quarks, etc* with an opposite spin............

 

[Zappo]

That added bonus is not little. It skyrockets the price of hydrogen from "just about nothing" right into "incalculable value", and Wish only cares about the price, not weight or structural complexity.

 

[Umbran]

What happens is, that a 1lb log of wood falls, from 3 miles up, magically guided, onto the victims head.

Um, normal wood is cheap. Wood that is magically guided from miles away is not cheap, and so you're violating the cost limits on what Wish can produce.

 

[Davelozzi]

D&D operates according to game mechanics and the judgement of the DM, not according to real-world physics.

 

[Zappo]

D&D operates according to game mechanics and the judgement of the DM, not according to real-world physics.

Oh, come on. This is just a fun thread. Noone would actually attempt that in a game anyway.

 

[Landak]

Oh, come on. This is just a fun thread. Noone would actually attempt that in a game anyway.

Heh, quite. And the magically guided wood isnt that expensive: It is a bit of dead tree that is falling down, the only thing is that there is a magical calm, with no wind, or convenction currunts, extending 5 miles into the atmosphere, the width of a log. That isnt so hard, for the most powerfull spell in the game.......

As to the anti hydrogen, just wish for some hydrogen-from the mirror universe. *in st* As everything there is the opposite to here, then it will have an opposite spin.

tada! Big bangs!

 

[tarchon]

"I wish for as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood."

3000 tons of annihilated matter wouldn't even light a typical star for a second anyway. Millions of tons per second is usual.

 

[s/LaSH]

Pshaw. Using market guidelines, I'm sure you could find a terribly abusive way of buying spells themselves as per the DMG guidelines. 10gp/level/caster level, it says. Go wild.

Here's an interesting little idea: Wish for as many tons as you can of wood or stone or chickens, for all I care, in a space the size of a needlepoint directly above the villain's head. Instant micro-black hole, I would imagine. (Correct me if I'm wrong.) This plummets through the target's body, with awesome penetrative abilities, and causes massive trauma as it sucks up more matter. Horrible, horrible things happen in the core of the planet thereafter, but another Wish should take care of that before more than a few million tons of magma go missing.