Olaf the Stout
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Sweet, someone just scored themselves a new phone! 
Olaf the Stout
Olaf the Stout
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An old friend goes missing, and you receive her phone in the mail...
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SnowleopardVK
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Turn on the phone.
Then work from there depending on how that goes.
Then work from there depending on how that goes.
TarionzCousin
Second Most Angelic Devil Ever
I cast the spell Speak with Object on the phone and ask it all kinds of questions about my friend.
If my friend is a freak, it may be my duty to safeguard whatever photos may be on it...
What country as the "overseas" situation in?
In real life, I'd ask my friends what to do.
Specifically, my friend in Hong Kong who used to be in the Special Forces (I'd Facebook him), my friend right here in my hometown whose dad was a cop and has several AR-15's, and my friend who's an attorney and also heavily armed. (Hey, an adventuring party!)
I assume they'd tell me to talk to law enforcement.
I'd probably take it right to the nearest State Trooper barracks.
They'd tell me they can't file a missing person's report, because it's not in America. I'd tell them she's an American citizen (I assume) and to contact USNCB Interpol to set up a missing person's report with them, and contact law enforcement in the country (assuming it's a "real" country with reasonable law enforcement, not Sudan or something). They'd say "USNCB-what? Who are you? Get out of my office, boy."
Then we'd start the adventure, as the ninja's ambush us on the way back from the trooper barracks. We'd race to the attorney's house (on a bluff in the woods), and shoot 'em up, relying mostly on plot protection to get through "chapter 2" of the adventure.
In real life, I'd ask my friends what to do.
Specifically, my friend in Hong Kong who used to be in the Special Forces (I'd Facebook him), my friend right here in my hometown whose dad was a cop and has several AR-15's, and my friend who's an attorney and also heavily armed. (Hey, an adventuring party!)
I assume they'd tell me to talk to law enforcement.
I'd probably take it right to the nearest State Trooper barracks.
They'd tell me they can't file a missing person's report, because it's not in America. I'd tell them she's an American citizen (I assume) and to contact USNCB Interpol to set up a missing person's report with them, and contact law enforcement in the country (assuming it's a "real" country with reasonable law enforcement, not Sudan or something). They'd say "USNCB-what? Who are you? Get out of my office, boy."
Then we'd start the adventure, as the ninja's ambush us on the way back from the trooper barracks. We'd race to the attorney's house (on a bluff in the woods), and shoot 'em up, relying mostly on plot protection to get through "chapter 2" of the adventure.
Relique du Madde
Adventurer
I'll take the phone to some producer in Hollywood and have the contents of the phone produced into a movie.
After all isn't the "found footage" snuff film genre big right now?
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After all isn't the "found footage" snuff film genre big right now?
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Hmmm...
Maybe it's a new game all the cool kids are playing- fake your death or disappearance, then mail your cell phone to someone on your list. Then that person does likewise. And so on and so forth until the person who started the chain gets a phone in the mail.
Maybe it's a new game all the cool kids are playing- fake your death or disappearance, then mail your cell phone to someone on your list. Then that person does likewise. And so on and so forth until the person who started the chain gets a phone in the mail.
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