And yeeeeeeeeeeer OUT!

[Thunderfoot]

Where do low women fall on the official table?

My guess would be 45 or below. He dates and weds supermodels, his other activities are.less.... structured.

 

[Relique du Madde]

Let's have a reality check here.

Charlie's gonna be just fine, and he knows it. He may die choking on his own vomit after a night of sloppy coitus with supermodels, high out of his gourd on a mixture of coke, ectasy, haldol, and lithium, but I'm not sold 100% on the notion that this is an awful way to go. I mean, if we've figured a way not to go at all, by all means enlighten me, but if the suggestion is that it's better to die with dignity in a hospital room as a cancer-ridden old man whose principal activity during his last few months on this earth was filling up a colostomy bag, you've kind of lost me.

I don't see why any of us should be giving Charlie any grief. From what I've read, he hasn't gone off on any tangents about race and religion. He called AA a cult, which is rather long-standing criticismm many have leveled (court-mandated AA meetings are a shameless conflict of church and state). He thinks of Chuck Lorre as a hack and a moron, and Chuck has yet to produce any output that would contradict this assessment. Dharma and Greg, Big Bang Theory, and his other sitcoms represent that brand of humor that relies less on wit and more on over-the-top quirky character gags and laughtracks that transmit a Pavlovian signal to the audience when it's time for them to laugh (OK, I admit that Cybil was a guilty pleasure).

Don't we all sit around wishing that more public figures would stop reading public statements written for them by spin doctors and instead come out and say what's actually on their minds? Don't many of us enjoy morning radio because the hosts of those shows fill this role of straight-shooter that isn't afraid to ruffle feathers? We're just not used to actors being unpolished because they're generally so concerned with the marketability of their image.

Damn your logic. Now I have to xp you.

That said, I only give him the type of grief I would give anyone worthy of a good roasting. Let's face it, the train wreck that is Charlie Sheen is the best celebrity train wreck around and its sad that there aren't many as entertaining as his has and will continue to be.

 

[jaerdaph]

I still don't think Charlie Sheen has learned his lesson yet. CBS should cancel How I Met Your Mother as well just to show him they mean business.

 

[Relique du Madde]

My guess would be 45 or below. He dates and weds supermodels, his other activities are.less.... structured.

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Ha Ha stupid fireox for android.. made me accidentally give you the xp 8 comment i was going to give felon.


ANYWAYS, I think he regularly uses that table just to check which type of prostitute crew mates goddess he would "worship" next , and for a moment as they leave the room. Though, I wonder if he is like Jesse James and loves the Slovenly Trolls.

 

[Felon]

Damn your logic. Now I have to xp you.

That said, I only give him the type of grief I would give anyone worthy of a good roasting. Let's face it, the train wreck that is Charlie Sheen is the best celebrity train wreck around and its sad that there aren't many as entertaining as his has and will continue to be.

Thanks. So, we're XP'ed every time we're quoted now? Interesting twist.

Now, I gotta say that because Charlie hasn't said anything wildly inappropriate, he's still got a ways to go before he catches Uncle Mel. Right now, he should simply be content to edge out Alec Baldwin's Parent-of-the-Year-winning voicemail to his twelve-year-old daughter. Then comes a good little match-up with Christian Bale on the set of Rise of the Machines ("Well, goooood for you!" is still a favorite catchphrase of mine). Then we can start talking title-fight with the Ragin' Australian.

 

[Relique du Madde]

Android Fire-fox double posting fail.

 

[falcarrion]

Wiether you love him or hate him you got to love his insults and way with words. I think I'll base my next dwarf after him. Then I could rattle off these insults:

This contaminated little maggot can't handle my power and can't handle the truth.

Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.

Great stuff If I say so myself.

 

[Relique du Madde]

Thanks. So, we're XP'ed every time we're quoted now? Interesting twist.

Nope, but if it helps give Gary Gygax xp then yeah. Since I was using my droid + tapatalk I originally was quoting so that I would remember to xp ya. But then I thought, "Why not just xp now on mobile-firefox... even though I HATE how buggy it is." So.. one scrolling screen freeze + an attempt to click on the tiny rep button later, the xp went to thunderfoot.


Speaking of celebrity recordings, why isn't there a Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, Alec Baldwin, Christian Bale ranting mash-up yet?

Wiether you love him or hate him you got to love his insults and way with words.

Maybe he has several levels of bard?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I still don't think Charlie Sheen has learned his lesson yet. CBS should cancel How I Met Your Mother as well just to show him they mean business.

I lol-ed! Out loud, even!

 

[Thunderfoot]

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Ha Ha stupid fireox for android.. made me accidentally give you the xp 8 comment i was going to give felon.


ANYWAYS, I think he regularly uses that table just to check which type of prostitute crew mates goddess he would "worship" next , and for a moment as they leave the room. Though, I wonder if he is like Jesse James and loves the Slovenly Trolls.

It's O.K. RdM - I need the XP And careful what you say about Jesse James, some of us are related to the guy that had the name first, less tattoos, more guns, shorter temper...