Okay, class, listen up.
Hivemind threads are allowed because it's basically harmless and fun and promotes a sense of board community. It's limited to one thread at a time so that it doesn't clog up the boards.
It used to be strictly in Meta, but then we (edit: meaning Morrus) decided it could come back here if it were limited to one thread at a time. I think this is a good move, as it opens up the light-hearted, whimsical, be-yourself nature of the board to people that normally wouldn't be bothered to go to Meta.
This isn't Darkness' personal pet project. Darkness alone isn't responsible for setting up the context in which a subset of the board is enjoying themselves.

Trying to pin onto Darkness the added responsibility of making sure there's only ever one Hivemind thread is not only unfair to Darkness, it flies in the reality of a message board that's running 24-hours a day.
Finally, good freaking grief, what is it about Fridays around this place? I'm going to lock this thread down. If you want to, you can continue in the current Hivemind thread, or you can just shut up, already, because the Hivemind and the Pantheon have never been such an imposition on your lives that it should be this important. You want to really complain about something and make a change in the world, there are plenty of people starving, suffering terrible political persecution, and/or dying of various diseases curable and incurable. Expend as much energy helping other people as you do complaining now about other people enjoying themselves and maybe, just maybe, the world will be a better place.
EN World is a darker place because the Pantheon got chased away. There's no need to make it even darker by making sure no one ever is allowed to have fun with something that you, certain individuals, don't want to join in on. Good day.