Oh, boy! This would make a fantastic premise for a television show.
Myron Redding was just your average 14 year old AD&D enthusist who wanted nothing more but to return home from The Goblin's Cage hobby shop and read through his newly purchased Oriental Adventures book. However, fate would intervene in the form of a Randoolan Class IV light cruiser which picked him up and took him to the Blarfnarv solar system. Myron has returned home, but through the miracle of time dilation, what was 29 years on Earth was only 6 months to him! Now, in the year 2014, Myron must reacquaint himself with what it's like to be a Freshman in high school as well as the new 5th edition Dungeons & Dragons. Watch episode 1 as Myron laments the loss of the Advanced part of Dungeons & Dragons!