A pale eyed dwarf bursts into the Mystic Pearl, literally skidding to a stop.
"Can I help y--" the clerk begins.
"No time! No time! Cavernous Hode is horribly underdressed! And late! How can he be an adventurer if he is underdressed and late? He will be roundly mocked and never invited to adventure again!" He begins tearing through the bins.
"Sir! Sir! I must ask y--"
"This! This is perfect for Cavernous Hode!" he says, holding up a breastplate carved from a turtle shell.
"And Cavernous Hode will take some potions and things," he says, sweeping the contents of a shelf into his pack.
"But it costs--"
The dwarf throws a large pouch of gold on the counter and pulls off his hide armor.
"This is adequate compensation, yes?" he says, pulling on the breastplate.
"Sir! Sir! You--"
"No time! No time! Cavernous Hode is already late!" He runs out of the store in no less of a hurry than he ran in.
As the door closes, the clerk sighs and says,
"I was trying to tell you that you had the breastplate on backwards."
[sblock=OOC]Selling
MWK Hide armor: 165 gp
Buying
+1 bone agile breastplate 1350gp
+1 bone BP (1d100=19)
origami swarm 300 gp
origami swarm (1d100=34)
Potion of Longstrider (50 gp) -in stock
Potion of Magic Fang (50gp) -in stock
feather token fan (200gp)
feather token fan (1d100=52)
Stubborn nail (100gp)
stubborn nail (1d100=42)
Potion, Oil of Magic Weapon (50 gp total) - in stock
universal solvent (50 gp) -
universal solvent (1d100=28)
feather token tree (400gp) -in stock
Total spent: 2550 gp
Total recieved: 165 gp
Net change: -2385 gp
Not in stock
Cloak of resist +1 (1d100=89)
elixir of hiding (1d100=79)
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