Are hobby shops like porn shops?

Sir Edgar said:
A lot of hobby shops are like porn shops because:

1. They are full of bearded men and pimply teenage boys.

2. Everything you buy is discreetly put in a brown paper bag or black plastic bag.

3. A lot of people browse around the shelves but don't buy.

4. It's eerily quiet in the store.

5. Lots of funny-looking toys and games.

6. The store owners look kinda weird.

7. You walk in and out discreetly.

Of course, I'm not serious, but I thought some of the similarities are funny. Anyhow, not all hobby shops are like this, but when you think of the typical small store...

:D


How many porn shops did you have to walk into to get this generalization :D
 

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My Book of Vile Darkness was for mature readers. And adult book stores are for mature readers, well I put 2 and 2 together and went to the adult book store. I Pulled up to the place and it was just like a game store I go to. The windows covered up, guys walking in an out with brown bags, not talking to each other.

I walk in and see shelves and shelves of books and videos. Just like my game store!

I am thinking there are awful lot supplements for the Book of Vile Darkness out right now but hey gotta love OGL. I asked the guy behind the counter, who is reading a magazine not paying attention to whats going on, just like my game store!, what new D20 supplement I should get. He looks at me funny, says he doesn't sell that kind of stuff.

Now I understand, this is one of those game stores that are still plays and sells 2nd edition D&D. There a dozon other adult bookstores in my town, maybe they are selling the new supplements.
 

Sir Edgar said:
A lot of hobby shops are like porn shops because...

So you've had experience with "those" shops I see... I'll just take your word for it.
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In my home town, Worcester, Mass., there is a game shop and porn shop, in the SAME bulding, along with a christian church of some type. I'm NOT kidding.
 
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Re: Re: Are hobby shops like porn shops?

Anime Kidd said:


So you've had experience with "those" shops I see... I'll just take your word for it.
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Ahem, speaking theoretically, of course... :)

But the similarities are amazing, aren't they? I'm also surprised nobody's started flaming on me yet, but I think I was careful in not being too explicit.
 

KenM said:
In my home town, Worcester, Mass., there is a game shop and porn shop, in the SAME bulding, along with a christian church of some type. I'm NOT kidding.

Well, you know what they say...
Wherever God erects a church, the Devil builds a chapel, and the latter has the larger congregation.
 

KenM said:
In my home town, Worcester, Mass., there is a game shop and porn shop, in the SAME bulding, along with a christian church of some type. I'm NOT kidding.

That's enough to make me want to actually go to church and have some good christian fun.
 
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Skullfyre said:



Can we see a pic of this?


Its a older bulding, I have moved away, but if you are ever in the Worcester Mass. area, check out Gamebro, great game store. I am going there for game in like 10 days, i will try to get pics, but the way the bulding is set up, it will have to more then one pic.
 
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