Lu Bu's Hand
<MeowthBot> 1: The snake strikes by the cemetery; dominates the foray of the canine!
<MeowthBot> 2: The jaguar rends the palace; absorbs the foray of the vermin!
<MeowthBot> 3: The crab burns the cemetery; rides in the midst of the energy of the clouds!
<MeowthBot> 4: The hammer tracks from the castle; wards off the chi of the stars!
<MeowthBot> 5: The snake impales the tundra; dodges the stab of the wyrm!
Ariel's Hand
<MeowthBot> 1: The needle kicks through the cemetery; parries the stab of the snow!
<MeowthBot> 2: The lotus blossom ravages the glade; quells the touch of the root!
<MeowthBot> 3: The thunder sucker punches the fountain; absorbs the push of the orchid! *yen*
<MeowthBot> 4: The spear moves by the island; defends against the stab of the lightbeam!
<MeowthBot> 5: The toad demolishes the wastelands; averts the descent of the soul!
"Despite the fact it is mere formality Ariel's insult is better"
This game sucks... he attacks with thunder... i "ride on the energy of the clouds" and lose... hmm... maybe I'm just pissed that I haven't won a single round in my last four fights...