Ask Brain

[Mystery Man]

Why don't you ever see any half-dwarves?

 

[ASH]

Why?

 

[HellHound]

Is the yoda on my desk lying to me?

You know, I'm sure he is. Every little word that comes from his little electronic voicebox is taunting me with lies! LIES! Plattitudes and lies! He tuants me, the little mechanical beast dressed up to look like a backwards-talking jedi master... lies....


Lies.


Right?

 

[Jdvn1]

Are you more accurate than a Magic Eight Ball?

 

[Mystery Man]

Oh I've got a real good one:


Will "Wil Save" still be on the last page of Dungeon Magazine a year from now?

 

[Brain]

Are my pants on?

Hopefully.

 

[Brain]

Should I move to Charlotte, NC?

Yes.

 

[Brain]

Some Cydra ones...

Have the taint jokes run their course?

No.

Will Veil ever turn into a waterscope?

Yes.

Is there a nefarious force keeping the Jester from updating his story hour?

Yes.

 

[Brain]

Will I ever win Powerball?

No.

 

[HellHound]

Are my pants on?

A variation of that is what I was going to ask for my first question actually... MEGHal affects us all in subconscious ways, eh?