Attacks of Opportunity are ruining D&D!!

[ForceUser]

It's true! Every time a player incurs an attack of opportunity, Santa kills a puppy!

For Ford's sake, save the freakin' puppies!

Attacks of opportunity also cause breast cancer, holes in the ozone layer, and nuclear winter. Nerf them now! In fact, nerf everything! Let's sit in a circle on the naked floor in our underoos and eschew character classes, books, and dice! They make the game less fun! We'll sing our way through combat!

"It's the age of Aquarius/The age of Aquarius..."

 

[lgburton]

AoO's are responsible for global terrorist actions?

you're sure?

wow, i never knew...

 

[Rodrigo Istalindir]

It's true! Every time a player incurs an attack of opportunity, Santa kills a puppy!

If Santa has Greater Cleave, this could get hairy.

 

[Sado]

It's true! Every time a player incurs an attack of opportunity, Santa kills a puppy!

For Ford's sake, save the freakin' puppies!

Attacks of opportunity also cause breast cancer, holes in the ozone layer, and nuclear winter.

They turned me into a newt!







I got better.

 

[Zappo]

Not a problem. All my characters have high Tumble.

That way, I can get past Santa and kill the puppies myself.

 

[MacMathan]

but.. the nice ad exec. said they would make me cool and that they had, like vitamin C or something in them.....

 

[Crothian]

those are high CR puppies, Santa needs to gain a level.....

 

[tetsujin28]

Attacks of Opportunity are responsible for my low grades last semester.

 

[Rel]

Attacks of Opportunity kicked me in the junk and took my wallet!

 

[I'm A Banana]

FFZ doesn't (really) have them.