Attacks of Opportunity are ruining D&D!!

2WS-Steve · Aug 29, 2005

The Attacks of Opportunity section in my Player's Handbook died and now smells like rotten hamsters.

Remathilis · Aug 30, 2005

Attacks of oppertunity rotted my teeth and gave me scurvey.

ARRRRR!

Tinner · Aug 30, 2005

Attacks of Opportunity misfiled my traffic ticket with the BMV and got my driver's lisence suspended!

But I'm getting it back tomorrow ... finally!

Gomez · Aug 30, 2005

Attacks of Opportunity ran away to Hawaii with my wife and my credit card!

cimbrog · Aug 30, 2005

This one time, at band camp, I used my flute in an Attack of Opportunity.

Twowolves · Aug 30, 2005

An Attack of Opportunity bit my sister once.

Land Outcast · Aug 30, 2005

the bastard took the opportunity and attacked, he went with my girlfriend

Droogie · Aug 30, 2005

This is all my fault. Attack of Opportunity is my bastard love-child.

Land Outcast · Aug 30, 2005

We should get cover(or concealment) so that they can't exist

Drop the smoke granades!

Zenodotus of Ephesus · Aug 30, 2005

My parents went on vacation and all I got was an Attack of Opportunity