Nuclear Platypus
First Post
Sheesh. Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, I guess there's no escaping reality. But I like to dream, yes? Yes, right between the sound machine.
Seriously tho, there's no reason for any wars, huh? Good gawd ya'll! What is it good for? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
Now to bring this back on track (somewhat), at one point during a campaign I was going to summon a (dire?) bear and start singing an altered version of "Baby Got Back".
I like big BEARS and I cannot lie.
Other summoners can't deny
That when that critter pops in with its fuzzy wuzzy face
And a big claw upside your face
You get MAULED!"
What? It's been 1 week since they looked at me, threw their arms in the air and said I was crazy!
Seriously tho, there's no reason for any wars, huh? Good gawd ya'll! What is it good for? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
Now to bring this back on track (somewhat), at one point during a campaign I was going to summon a (dire?) bear and start singing an altered version of "Baby Got Back".
I like big BEARS and I cannot lie.
Other summoners can't deny
That when that critter pops in with its fuzzy wuzzy face
And a big claw upside your face
You get MAULED!"
What? It's been 1 week since they looked at me, threw their arms in the air and said I was crazy!