Bacon truly is man's best friend

[Kramodlog]

Bacon is a contraceptive!

Men who eat just one rasher of bacon a day could be reducing their chances of becoming fathers.Half a portion of processed meat such as a rasher or a small sausage can significantly harm sperm quality, scientists believe.

Those who want to boost the odds of having a child should eat fish instead – with species such as cod or halibut appearing to have a particularly dramatic effect on fertility.

 

[Bullgrit]

I've had a vasectomy. I can eat all the bacon I want! Woohoo!

Bullgrit

 

[Lindeloef]

"do you have protection?"
"Yep" - eats one rasher of bacon "lets go"

 

[Robin Hoodlum]

Bacon is poison.
It causes fatness as well as impotence.
Obviously, the only reasonable solution is to ban bacon.