BADK: Bothered about Disposable Kobolds

[Larry Fitz]

As a White Dragon, I thought I should add one of my favorite dessert recipes, for those who react badly to Kobolds, Gnome or Elvish blood can be substituted. If using elvish blood cut back on the sugar by half a cup.

Kobold Blood Sherbet

3 cups sugar
10 cups Warm Kobold Blood (approximately three Kobolds worth)
1 Wyvern egg white, beaten


Combine the sugar and 4 cups of water in a medium saucepan. Bring to a boil and simmer over low heat until sugar has dissolved. Stir in the blood and remove from the heat. Cool till blood starts to noticeably thicken, breathe frost breath gently on mixture slowly cooling as you beat in the egg white. 1-4 rounds later breathe full blast of frost breath. Serve with Skunk Cabbage garnish.

 

[hong]

The kaiju kobold

AKA Meepo's big brother. Let me tell you about the time Geoff threw this at us....


KAIJU KOBOLD (Advanced)

Colossal Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 44d10+484 (726 hp)
Init: -2
Speed: 30 ft
AC: 32 (-8 size, -2 Dex, +30 natural, +2 leather armour)
Attacks: Colossal halfspear +54/+49/+44/+39 melee; or bite +54 melee, 2 claws +49 melee
Damage: Colossal halfspear 4d6+27; or bite 4d6+18, 2 claws 2d8+9
Face/Reach: 40x40 ft/20 ft
Special Attacks: Ray attack, augmented criticals
Special Qualities: Damage reduction 25/+5, darkvision 120 ft, fire resistance 50, SR 25, fast healing 20, see invisibility, immune to mind-influencing effects, light sensitivity
Saves: Fort +35, Ref +22, Will +14
Abilities: Str 46, Dex 7, Con 32, Int 2, Wis 10, Cha 10

Skills: Listen +24, Spot +24.

Feats: Alertness, Cleave, Great Cleave, Power Attack

Climate/Terrain: Any forest and underground
Organisation: Solitary
Challenge Rating: 15
Treasure: None
Alignment: Usually lawful evil
Advancement: --


Augmented Criticals (Ex): The kaiju kobold threatens a critical on an attack roll of 18-20 with its natural attacks, dealing triple damage on a successful critical hit.

Ray Attack (Su): Once every 1d4 rounds, the kaiju kobold can generate a beam of energy from its eyes. The kaiju kobold must make a ranged touch attack to hit the target with its ray; this has a range of 300 ft, and deals 15d6 fire damage.

Immune to Mind-Influencing Effects (Ex): The kaiju kobold is immune to all mind-influencing effects (charms, compulsions, phantasms, patterns, and morale effects).

See Invisibility (Su): The kaiju kobold can continuously see invisibility as the spell cast by a 20th level sorcerer. It can suppress or resume this ability as a free action.

Light Sensitivity (Ex): The kaiju kobold suffers a -1 penalty to attack rolls in bright daylight or within the radius of a daylight spell.