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Tonight I begin playing in a Pathfinder Kingmaker campaign with a bard. His performance skill is Oratory, with the effect being rhyming insults.
In combat, he is going to insult monsters in order to activate his bardic performances.
Of course, some of his skills help his allies, so a good-natured zinger at them will be forthcoming as well.
What are some good D&D-style insults, either in general or by monster/race/class type? Keep them Grandma-friendly, of course.
The other PC's:
In combat, he is going to insult monsters in order to activate his bardic performances.
Of course, some of his skills help his allies, so a good-natured zinger at them will be forthcoming as well.
What are some good D&D-style insults, either in general or by monster/race/class type? Keep them Grandma-friendly, of course.
The other PC's:
- "Ogre Smakulots" Human Fighter/Rogue, Two Weapons. From the Rostland Plains of Brevoy.
- "Roland" Half Elf Pistoleer/Paladin originally from Alkenstar, in the Mana Wastes.
- Half-Ogre/Half-Dwarf Barbarian (Berserker)/Alchemist from the Goluskin Mountains in Brevoy.
- Unknown: Dwarf? Crusader/Wilder? Druid/Psion? Something that blasts, maybe.
- Gnome Ranger/Shapeshifter?
- "Benton Burrows" Halfling Cleric/Wizard (Diviner/Scryer). Originally from Almas, in Andor.