Because I'm old(er) and I don't care anymore

[mojo1701]

"...and since I have tenure, I'm allowed to print off 3 pornographic stories a day."

Is that considered a job perk?

 

[Rel]

And we never spoke of it again. I still work at the same place (although I've since been promoted.

"Now THAT's what I call a sticky situation!"

Awesome story.