Best Quotes of GenCon

[Rel]

I figured that it might be fun to have a thread devoted to just the funny one-liners of GenCon 05. I may think of more later but the first few to spring to mind are...

Dave Stebbins (while playing in my Orcz! as Gouge the Rogue) - "I only hurt the ones I love. And the ones I hate. And the ones I don't know."

Piratecat (as we walked down the hallway of the convention center while I videotaped some "atmosphere") - "Speaking of 'atmosphere', I passed a guy a couple minutes ago who was already surrounded by a wall of gamer funk. Who has gamer funk on the first day of GenCon?!"

Teflon Billy (at the Red Garter) - "These aren't the best lookin' strippers ever, but they're in there!"

and, in a fit of utter hubris, I'll cite my own quote now shown in my .sig.

 

[Psion]

"Just throw the chicken" - Related by Asherandi (sp?)

"He [Teflon Billy] can make posting to the internet in his underwear look cool." - fusangite on why he got involved in ENWorld.

 

[Rel]

Oh I just thought of another one that has the distinction of being from somebody who wasn't even at GenCon!

Kid Cthulhu (on the phone to Piratecat and referring to Mike Beaver, an old member of their gaming group who was gaming with us at the time) - "Give Beaver a kiss from me but with no tongue."

 

[fett527]

Oh I just thought of another one that has the distinction of being from somebody who wasn't even at GenCon!

Kid Cthulhu (on the phone to Piratecat and referring to Mike Beaver, an old member of their gaming group who was gaming with us at the time) - "Give Beaver a kiss from me but with no tongue."

Darn Eric's Grandma!! That just begs for a not-so-kid-friendly comment!!

 

[Crothian]

"A Rusty Crowbar? Finally some treasure!"

another TB quote from PCs game.

 

[shaylon]

I hope I am not misquoting here. It was either Hellhound or Ranger Wickett, I am going with Hellhound.

As I was leaving the Canadiana suite on Saturday, I told the guys I was heading to the D&D 2 movie preview. Hellhound said. "I can save you the trouble and just push you off the balcony."

I thought it was pretty funny. The 15 floor drop wouldn't have been so great, but it was funny nonetheless.

-Shay

 

[Crothian]

"If I'd known you didn't die, I'd have used the chainsaw on you."

Buttercup to Fickle DM's wife on realizing the Fickle DM's wife had not died in my Paranoia game.

 

[Archon]

i forget who said it, (i was slightly inebriated at the time) it might have been Teflon Billy, but the quote went something like this....
"All these girls(the strippers at The Red Garter) have memberships in the Small Club."
If i'm miss quoting someone let me know.
I also have to mention my own quote at the Canadiana suite. Chris (not crothian but for the life of me i can't remember his screen name) was looking for a seat and Gertie offered her knee. So he looks at me to see if it's ok and i respond, and i quote...
"No."

anyway, if i think of more i'll come back. i've got a shotty memory (which is why i suck hardcore with names) but maybe looking at pics will help.
Peice,
Archon aka "Mik" aka "Xath's Lucky Boyfriend"

 

[Ashanderai]

"Just throw the chicken" - Related by Asherandi (sp?)

Actually there was an expletive used in that sentence when I yelled it at 3am Saturday morning.

"Just throw the damn chicken!"

 

[Cthulhu's Librarian]

I also have to mention my own quote at the Canadiana suite. Chris (not crothian but for the life of me i can't remember his screen name) was looking for a seat and Gertie offered her knee. So he looks at me to see if it's ok and i respond, and i quote...
"No."

Ah, that was me, a.k.a. Rich. You didn't think I was really going to sit on her knee, now, did you? I mean, the thought crossed my mind, but I'm married, and you were there, and... OK, shutting up now.