Blackclaw vs Vengeful Lemur, Sabaron Judging! -STRATEGY-

[Sollir Furryfoot]

Blackclaw
Green Belt 4
Record: 9-5
Powers: Signature Style (Crab, Fang), Dojo Style (Claw, Thunder), Master of Emotions, Chi Strike x1, Fist of Fury x1
Yen: 1
Ancient Staff of the Wyrm-Grants the Dragon Style

The proud half-dragon wizard stands tall, his mighty staff firmly in hand, with it granting him confidence, he snarls his insult...

I find your sensei and your Emperor to be odd, your plantation to be nightmarish, and your philosophy to be hopeless.

"Who is brave enough to face me?"

 

[Jeph]

At first, Blackclaw sees nothing, and then notices a tiny, brown and gold shape scurrying along the ground. It darts into plain view, and appears to me a well-muscled lemur, less than a foot high, with diamond pattern on it's back.

I am the Vengeful Lemur, and

I find your niece to be like unto a dolt, your graveyard to be lewd, and your chi to be insidious!

Come get some!

Vengeful Lemur
Record: 0/0
Rank: White belt
Special: None
Items: None
Yen: None

 

[Sollir Furryfoot]

"Very well then, I will..."

(waiting for a judge)

 

[Jeph]

"You may not find that as easy as it looks. Everyone sais size doesn't matter, you should listen to them. The consequences for your unperceptivity might be more painful then you expect . . ."

 

[Sollir Furryfoot]

*Bump for a Judge*

 

[Jeph]

The lemur appears bored, and is sweating in the heat. "If a judge doesn't appear soon, I'm going back to Madagascar." He begins pacing. After 6 or 7 circuits, he stops in the middle, and yells like no lemur has yelled before:

Heeeeeer, Judgie Judgie Judgie! Judgie want a coockie? Lemur has a cookie! Judgie come and get the cookie!

He quickly scampers away, returns with a fresh, home-made cookie, and places it on a flat, dry rock in plain view.

 

[Sabaron]

In the distance, you see four large men, wearing lavender togas, bearing an enclosed litter. As the litter approaches, a clear soprano voice rings out from inside it.

"Oooo... a fight! Stop here so I can judge it!"

The four men stop, and a lovely young woman emerges from the pavilion.

"My name is Lady Wei, and I will judge this fight."

The ancient masters have decreed this match to take place at the clouds south of the Obsidian Tower on the night of the staff.

 

[Jeph]

Lemur scampers to the cookie, picks it up on it's rock, and brings it before Lady Wei. He bows as best a lemur can. "Perhaps a cookie for your services, Lady? It is all I have to offer, but a pearl would be more fitting for one such as yourself."

 

[Sollir Furryfoot]

OOC-Who wins the insult round, oh honorable judge

 

[Sabaron]

"I find Blackclaw's insult to be better by far!"

Lady Wei looks at the cookie.

"No thank you, that's probably very fattening."