Books you DON'T want to see WotC publish

[The Grumpy Celt]

Anything with the words "vile," "nipples," "Noah," or "Grandmother" in the title.
Gigi as an RPG.
Any more "generic cities." And I mean it about this one.

 

[Krafus]

Complete Body Parts: Lists all monster body parts worth substantial amounts of gp. A new prestige class included in this sourcebook, the Perfect Butcher, will enable you to harvest your foes' corpses with amazing precision. Now, monsters' bodies may be worth more than their loot!

 

[TarionzCousin]

Anything with the words "vile," "nipples," "Noah," or "Grandmother" in the title.
Gigi as an RPG.
Any more "generic cities." And I mean it about this one.

Wow, you actually sound grumpy in writing. That's impressive.

Wondering Monsters: Inside the Minds of Low Intelligence Beasts.
Fashions of the Forgotten Realms
Volo's Guide to the Uncharted Oceans

 

[rounser]

Anything with the words "vile," "nipples," "Noah," or "Grandmother" in the title.

Return to the Fane of the Expedition to Grandmother Noah's Vile Nipples?

Sounds like an Anthony Valterra project.

 

[thedungeondelver]

FANTASY WARGAMING d20

Those of you who know, know.

 

[Kobold Avenger]

Architecture and Log Cabins of Faerun..... Oh just wait they did it on the WotC site.

 

[ssampier]

Bedknobs and Broomsticks

 

[theredrobedwizard]

Any book that contains Drow; with the exception of one book wherein every single Drow in the multiverse is simultaneously wiped from both existence and memory.

Like Balefire, but for all of them, ever.

They never existed.

Wait, that's a book they *should* publish. Sorry.

-TRRW

 

[Kaodi]

Eberron Campaign Setting (4e), Sharn: City of Towers (4e), Races of Eberron (4e), Five Nations (4e), Explorer's Handbook (4e), Magic of Eberron (4e), Player's Guide to Eberron 94e), Secrets of Xen'drik (4e), Dragonmarked (4e), Faiths of Eberron (4e), Secrets of Sarlona (4e), Forge of War (4e), Dragons of Eberron (4e), et cetera, et cetera, et cetera... Basically, I never, ever, ever want to see a 4th Edition rehash of an existing v3.5 Edition Eberron campaign setting book. In fact, them pulling some garbage like that would truly be the one thing that would prevent me from buying into 4e. I could handle buying a new 4e PHB, DMG, MM, MotP, D&Dg... But there is no way in hell I am going to replace my Eberron campaign books.

 

[JiffyPopTart]

Complete Elf*

DS

* Now with 50 complete subraces of elves including every combination of -STAT +STAT so you can be elfy AND trick out your character. Also includes 13 subraces of the drow subrace to even more customise your favorite misunderstood drow-turned-good.