Books you DON'T want to see WotC publish

[TarionzCousin]

Complete Entropy: A Guide To Tracking The Status Of Your Characters' Equipment in 300 Easy Steps, And Repairing It On The Road

Epic/Expanded Encumbrance Handbook.

 

[Sir Elton]

The Book of Elf Porn
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes: the Roleplaying Game
Papers and Paychecks: the Guide to Real Life
Your Such a Loser: the Guide to Teenaged Angst
Pimps and Whores: the Game of the Street

 

[HeavenShallBurn]

The Book of Elf Porn

Not interesting, but not bad.

[h3]The Book of Ogre, Troll, & Hag Porn[/h3]
That's something to never see publication.

 

[Relique du Madde]

Complete Loser - Not necessarily a book about bards.

Lol. The original title was going to be Complete Loser : Bards, Mooks and other Heroic Oddities

Any character from any class can actually be a loser.

True. Which is why I envision the book as containing highly specialized (but nearly useless) character builds/classes that only the truly insane would want to play

 

[MarkB]

Mobster Manual - Underworld figures from 1930s Chicago, with fully detailed D&D stat blocks.

Races of Density - Closer examination of an eclectic mix of creatures, linked by the common thread that they all start with a penalty to Intelligence.

 

[Huw]

Races of the World. Not actually a game supplement, but an anthropology text book as Hasbro commission Wizards to make educational material for obscure tax reasons.

 

[MarkB]

Smell Compendium - consolidated book of materials related to characters with the Scent ability, and creatures with supernatural or spell-like odour abilities such as Troglodytes.

Includes detailed rules on washing and hygeine, which many players may never have seen before.

 

[Jürgen Hubert]

D&D 4E if they don't also publish an SRD for it.

Apart from that, it doesn't matter much to me if they publish books that I don't like. I've never really felt the need to buy all WotC books in existence...

 

[Dragonhelm]

Mobster Manual - Underworld figures from 1930s Chicago, with fully detailed D&D stat blocks.

I actually wouldn't mind this. Between Dresden Files and Billibub Baddings and the Case of the Singing Sword, I'm up for mob-related D&D action!

Smell Compendium - consolidated book of materials related to characters with the Scent ability, and creatures with supernatural or spell-like odour abilities such as Troglodytes.

Now with scratch-n-sniff action!

 

[TarionzCousin]

Complete Inconsequential: A Collection of 1E and 2E Dragon Magazine NPC Classes.

Sure, diaglo would buy it, but....

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Book of Draconic Romantic Fantasy
D12 System Player's Handbook
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