Books you DON'T want to see WotC publish

[Jesus_marley]

Trogdor : the complete guide to burnination

The rules lawyers guide to winning.

 

[Cthulhudrew]

Too late. Check the October 2007 releases.

I should have clarified. Meant a Book of Many More Rules. One which expands and explains existing ones is okay. Just don't need a ton more.

 

[Kae'Yoss]

The Book of Elf Porn

True. With their political correctness and phobia of showing too much of the human(oid) body for fear of mothers forbidding their kids to play this "smut game", that book would suck. Maybe they can license it out to soneone else, though.

I have no doubt that a D&D Porn book (or Playboy-like erotic book) would sell like crazy

 

[dagger]

Star Wars Saga Edition 2.5 Revised with forward by Jar Jar Binks.

 

[Shadeydm]

Transformers of Eberron

 

[Anti-Sean]

Smell Compendium - consolidated book of materials related to characters with the Scent ability, and creatures with supernatural or spell-like odour abilities such as Troglodytes.

Includes detailed rules on washing and hygeine, which many players may never have seen before.

Please tell me it's not scratch 'n' sniff...

 

[Remathilis]

Expedition to Tragidore: Return of the Terrible Trouble!

No, for nostalgia sake, I DEMAND this be made!

(Remathilis, who fondly recalls the pseudo-vampire bandits with fondness)

 

[Vraille Darkfang]

The Swimsuit Edition!

You know,

The One with the Monte Cook, Gary Gygax & Ed Greenwood Modeling the Latest in Brazillian G-String Bikinis on a Beach in Mexico.

I mean they might go for it, the free trip to Mexico, but I'm not sure they're high enough level to Survive the Full Body Bikini Wax those Dental Floss Outifits reguire.

Of course, they could just do what Sports Illistrated did last year & just spray paint the Outfits on.

Sleep Tight. Nice Dreams of Mexican Beaches & Nearly Nude Game Designers tonight!

 

[Kae'Yoss]

Would that involve Ed removing his beard with wax? Would make a nice 25-year-candle!

 

[TarionzCousin]

Cesspools of the Otyugh King
Fungiscape
Bureaucrat’s Handbook
Impotency, Diarrhea, and the Itchy Rash: Adding Illness to Your Game
The Under-Underdark: Nothing But Bats and Bugs
Voidscape: The Parts of the Ethereal and Astral Plane Where Nothing Exists