Miniature Handbook. The Unabridged and Fully Illustrated PHB, 1" x 2/3"
Complete Waste Of Time: The guide to Inapplicable Chronomancye for all Classes
Heroes of Humour (With Stand-Up Comedian, SitCom Actor and Slapstick Performer classes and the new system for Jokes, a per-formance format of magic-like effects)
Complete Cultist: The Guide to Satanism for all D&D Players (Black Leaf not Included)
Gnomish Kama Sutra (by Monte Cook)
Complete Reality: A guide to realistic roleplaying for all classes (New adventures like "get all the necessary forms to get your adventuring license and fill them out correctly", "filing a tax return", "diseases, vermin, and other ignoble causes of death for characters", "why magic can't work" And an extended section with advice for DMs how to screw over the player characters with fireballs that use up oxygen or fill the available space)
Races of Infidelity (Half-Elves, Half-Orcs, Half-dwarves, Half-halflings [quarterlings], Half-gnomes, Half-humans, Half-Dragons, Half-Fiends, Half-Celestials, Half-Ogres, Half-Illithids, Half-Golems, Half-Oozes, Half-Gods, Half-Animals, and how they all fit together)
Tome of Stereotypes: the complete guide to D&D Hatemongering (they'd find a thousand authors for that one)
Races of Cute
Felon said:
I sure don't want to see that book
Then close your eyes. Problem solved.
trancejeremy said:
... one wench at a time (or sometimes two or three)
