Books you DON'T want to see WotC publish

[Frostmarrow]

Complete Linguist: A D20 guide to the languages of Dungeons and Dragons
Complete Loser: Mooks and other Forgettable Oddities
D20 Neo Pets
Expedition to Neverland Valley Ranch
I, Meepo

Complete Loser - Not necessarily a book about bards. Any character from any class can actually be a loser.

Complete Moron

Yeah, that's my number.

 

[TarionzCousin]

Quote: Originally Posted by TarionzCousin
Ravenloft For Kids, Featuring Scooby Do and the Gang
Manual Monsters: D&D Puppet Making

Those would be cool.

Well, I guess they can't all suck.

 

[The_Gneech]

30-page Grappling Errata.

-TG

 

[Ry]

Complete Eunuch.

 

[Jedi_Solo]

Magic Bling Compendium - 1000s of magic items that costs millions of gp each.
Worthless Feat Compendium (now with an extra 100 feats that let your Soul Knife manifest different exotic weapons and an extra 200 feats for each +2/+2 skill combination!)

 

[Midknightsun]

The Complete Aardvark- Yeah, we ran out of ideas

Diary of a Teenage Goblin

The Complete Drunk: No, WE were drunk when we wrote this, and you should be drunk when you use it.

The Book of Complications- Unabridged

Tome of Bureacracy, vol I - X

The Complete Cheat- nothing in this book is fair, but its a players game, so suck it up.

The Book of TPKs

The Necrophilocon- or "My Zombie Lover"

Weapons of Hypocrisy

Elminster's Guide to Epic Level Volleyball

The Book of Divine Overkill- how to get the most out of your twinked out priests.

Lards of Sadness- no, its not a typo

 

[joshuakanton]

Complete Eunuch.

It's there something missing here?

 

[ephemeron]

Miniature Handbook. The Unabridged and Fully Illustrated PHB, 1" x 2/3"

You know about the tiny replica editions of 1E books, right?

 

[TarionzCousin]

Well, I'm about all monster-booked out. I sure don't want to see that book on "daemons", or whatever we're calling Neutral Evil outsiders these days. No giant, fey, plant, or ooze book either, please.

Gigantifeyoozeplantificon. Yes, all combined into one book.

Or, alternately, monsters that fall into all four sub-categories simultaneously.

 

[khyron1144]

Oozenomicon: The Book of Oozes (Scratch 'n Sniff)

That would be so cool. Better than Lords of Madness or Libris Mortis anyway.

The Complete Aardvark- Yeah, we ran out of ideas

Diary of a Teenage Goblin


The Book of Complications- Unabridged

More stuff that I would like.

Races of Public Television - Play a furry monster, a Boohbah, or a Teletubby. Monster stats for dire bird and dire red dog. Free to you with your $900 pledge...

Another one I like.


One that I personally would like to see, but that I think would not be too popular with others:
Spelljammer the good version with Giff and Giant Space Hamsters