Boston EN World Game V
Top Ten lines from Umbram's "Godlike" game:
#10 - When the GM asks a player to roll multiple dice and let him know if any match: "Well, I don't have any pairs, but I almost have a straight."
#9 - As the characters' truck is going off the road, and the GM says he has to check the rules for the part on "Car Wrecks and Other Crashes", and a player replies: "They have a whole section on that? We're screwed!"
#8 - When the devoutly religious female PC, with god-inspired powers of flight, agrees to carry a male soldier up into the air to scout around "Hang on to me, but please be gentle and respectful."
#7 - After the GM announces that "The people in the second truck see your first truck careen off the road and land on its side,": "So what. We're used to that by now."
#6 - After the party has just defeated two squadrons of Nazis, and the GM says: "You did well with that. The only problem you have now is the Nazi tank coming down the road at you", and two players reply simultaneously, (each in the Homer Simpson voice): "Doh".
#5 - As the party's next truck is destroyed by Nazi gunfire, and the player with super strength decides to pick it up and throw it at the Nazis: "This game is great, but I've reached the conclusion that we're really tough on vehicles."
# 4 - When the female character, attired in a military uniform, is flying towards a tower to disarm a Nazi sniper: "This doesn't fell right. I need a cape."
#3 - After two vehicles and a Nazi bunker have been transformed to glass and then destroyed by hand grenades, and the hero still in the remaining truck decides to fire his rifle from there states "I'm using the stock of my rifle to break the window to then fire from,": "Good, because we don't have enough broken glass around here already!"
#2 - During the interrogation of a Nazi prisoner, when a player wanting to know if the prisoner might have super powers tells the translator "Ask him if he is an Uber Kraut!" and the translator replies: "You want to know if he has a super sausage?"
# 1 - From the player of the Belgium Captain leading the party, after he is ejected from the crashing truck and lands unconscious and face-down in the snow: "When I said I loved Belgium soil I didn't mean this."
